DemonSoulz / impromptu panel-cast (Patreon)

It's finally happened. After all these years you finally get to see me play Demons Souls a little bit. The game that literally launched my career, and propelled a young drowning in footwear to the 500 subscribers and TGWTG forum clout that remains the only level of fame i've ever been happy or comfortable with. It was all downhill from there. 

I know it looks like i'm not in this one at first, but don't worry, i'm just lobbing quips from out of frame. I take my proper place in the center of the frame about a half hour in, and from there it's Coolsville. Here are some of the cool topics i hilariously riff on while wearing a hoopy shirt and playing a video game, a very particular set of skills which i have honed over a lifetime, and which make me a nightmare for demons, and their souls. 

Topics

Eminem and his torturously boring new albums

my new drink invention, the bowl of ginger ale. 

Death Stranding

I make a funny Obama joke. No, not the one you're thinking. Shame on you. 

Gringo Bandito hot sauce and my deep love for The Offpsring

disgusting pizza eating sounds

My hot take about wings, i don't like em. 

my cool song about gay stuff

my hilarious "diss track" joke. Man, i got jokes for days in this one. 

The rage of ben saint

"Dead Tom", the greatest line of dialogue in movie history. 

My fucking hilarious Bernie joke, goddamn i am on fire in this one. 

My sesame street rage

A pretty good Biden joke that gib already made so never mind.

Takin off the belt

Ferrets are cool

Billie Eilish sucks and her music is bad and i don't get it, stop pretending it's good.

The FF7 Demo

Trying to explain that i'm a deeply closeted anime fan

The secret world of Alex mack

a shout out to a gofundme that's now closed. (RIP Doc Soc)

Horseshoe Finale and how sick of hearing about it i am. I get it. I was there. Let's move on. 

videos of mine i actually like

my love for making "wrong" content

complete fucking breakdown over the my little pony finale

and other things. Blah blah blah, whatever. 

More importantly, at around 1:42:30 i get asked about comics and from there it just becomes a panel-cast, which I should clip and put images to, remind me to remind myself and i might do that maybe if i feel like it, but also don't tell me what to do, and that goes double for me. 

Okay my writing is getting clever and that's a sign the Corona-Cabin Fever is setting in so i should wrap this post up soon, before it becomes too fun. This is actually a really funny stream and you WILL enjoy it because i'm cool as fuck. Deal with it, biiiiiiiiiiiiitch.