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Greetings! It's been quite a busy week. I returned from my Long Island convention trip on Sunday and immediately got back to work on the projects I left behind earlier in the month. This particular episode is one of those I was laying a bunch of groundwork on before the trip, with the goal being to get enough done beforehand to finish it in a few days once I got back. Thankfully it worked out.

The Netpliance i-Opener is a topic I've wanted to cover for years now! Although it's one that I've had so long that when I first got the thing in 2012, it wasn't yet "old enough" for a retrospective. I simply grabbed it while thrifting because it was something I remember reading about on Slashdot and various forums for its hackability. Well, eleven years have passed and the time has finally come for a video.

I've always found the brief era of internet appliances around the turn of the millennium to be a fascinating one, with all its associated billions of invested dollars and marketing hype going down the drain just about as quickly as it arrived. And the i-Opener is a great place to start on the topic, I think. I have a number of devices in this category for future coverage should this one go over well, but yeah: one appliance at a time.

And now it's back to the other two videos I left literally on the table the other week. One being a 1990s digital camera, it's been ages since I've done one of those so I hope you're in the mood for some ugly plastics and crunchy JPEGs. So till next time, have a good one and thank you for your support! And a big shoutout to all of you I met at LI Retro – it was a fantastic show in such a unique space, and I had lots of fun meeting up and hanging out. Y'all are awesome.

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i-Opener πŸ•The 1999 computer with a PIZZA KEY

Ever wanted a PC with a dedicated pizza button? πŸ• Well the Netpliance i-opener from 1999 has you covered, press it anytime to order pizza online! At least back when it was still an active Internet Appliance that connected to the web via dialup. But that won't stop us diving into this oddity on LGR! ● LGR links: https://www.patreon.com/LazyGameReviews https://www.twitter.com/LazyGameReviews https://www.facebook.com/LazyGameReviews 00:00 PIZZA BUTTON 00:24 The Netpliance i-opener 02:59 Late 90s internet appliances 04:37 IPAD in 1999? 05:20 Unboxing my i-opener 2001 06:30 Cleaning and restoring it 07:14 Powering on the computer 08:23 QNX based operating system 08:39 i-Opener Home Page shortcuts 09:42 Cached data like the weather 10:34 Time capsule 2002 news articles 13:26 Email, web guide, shopping 15:07 RealPlayer music and audio 15:44 Microphone, parallel printer, USB 16:31 PS/2 keyboard & mouse, RAM 17:11 Daggum delightful PIZZA KEY 17:51 Cheap keyboard, mouse nub 18:50 It's a PC! Disassembly time 19:28 Motherboard and components 21:45 Downfall & demise of Netpliance 24:12 TippingPoint Technologies legacy 24:52 That's it for now! Until I hack it... #LGR #retro #computer #pizza #internet #appliances

Comments

Anonymous

Man, this device gives me serious WebTV/MSNTV vibes. Good for email and web surfing... but not much else. And no pizza button on that keyboard. Also, that LCD screen ghosting, JAYSUS.

50_SHADES_OF_BEIGE

Anna Kournikova πŸ₯° pretty sure she was my first crush. πŸ˜‚

Josh Bernstein

I had a modded one of these! Bought it used (I think) after seeing it could be hacked. I used a USB ethernet adapter and that custom IDE cable with a CF adapter to originally run Linux. I did eventually switch to Windows though. That LCD screen really was terrible. I think I may have added a fan at some point too.

LazyGameReviews

RELATABLE. Come to think of it, I had no interest in tennis growing up but all of a sudden I began taking lessons around 2000... pure coincidence I'm sure

LazyGameReviews

Do you recall if yours had the same giant heatsink as mine? I was surprised to see that as I've only seen photos of these having much smaller coolers.

Brett Walton

Reminds me of a dial-up version amazon echo or google nest.

Anonymous

https://i.imgur.com/gjMmnjw.mp4

CubicleNate

This came out during my "tech dark ages" when I basically hated all things computers (post death of Amiga, miserable on Win98). I had no idea about this thing. Very cool, tho. I would like to get Linux running on it because that is one of the fun things to do with Linux, for me. Thanks for the video!

frankie2chins

Oh please hack this and make it order pizza directly.