"The Twins" Goblin Maids (Patreon)

I am also happy to inform you, you are our 666th customer, as such we have assigned "The Twins" to ensure you are stress-free and well catered for while your dungeon's repairs are underway. 

They cook, they clean, they serve drinks and most importantly they are heavily armed and trained to deal with any would be problems that may disturb your rest. I highly recommend their "bloody Mary" for your enjoyment.