The Bimbo Meditation (Patreon)

Are you the sort of bimbo that easily drifts off to a slow unending chant of obedient bliss? Do you ever wish to meditate on your own mindlessness? Well say Om and get ready to elevate your mind to all new lows! Go on and listen at a low volume while relaxed and comfortable, you might just turn your brain off....

Transcript:

You don’t have to think for yourself

You don’t have to think at all

Simple is sexy

Dumb is delightful

Giggle more

Think Less

Life is better when you’re a bimbo

Let others do the thinking for you

Turn your brain off

It’s okay to be ditzy

Don’t think

Be pink

Math is hard

Being sexy is easy

It’s okay to be really really dumb

Brains are for other people

You just need to be pretty