Keep Your Hands to Yourself (mp3) (Patreon)

This weeks file is a meditation on self-pleasure. Go on, listen and enjoy.
Best experienced at a low to moderate  volume on good quality headphones.

Transcript:

When you were growing up, I'm sure you heard the phrase “Keep your hands to yourself”.

Maybe you were a little bully, maybe you were simply just too curious for your own good.

Your hands were oh so talented at getting you into trouble

So you were told.. To keep your hands to yourself.

But as you got older.. As you matured into the wonderful specimen that you are today…

You realized something vitally important..

Idle hands.. are the devil’s plaything..

And why should THAT horny red bastard have all the fun?

So what I want you to do.. For me.. and for yourself..

Is to find a use for those hands..

Something to keep them occupied…

Possibly for hours on end...

But you don’t need to touch anyone.. or anything else.

In fact, those distractions might not bring any pleasure at all

So sit back.. Relax.. Put on your favorite erotic entertainment

And keep your hands to yourself

That's right. The only thing you need to touch has been with you all along

Keep your hands to yourself. Because no one knows you better.

Keep your hands to yourself. Touch. Rub. Feel pleasure.

Keep your hands to yourself. You can do just as you please.

Keep your hands to yourself. Until you feel the release.

This is all you need. Nothing else will ever compare.

Keep your hands to yourself as you touch perfection right there.