Being Green (Bimbo Smoke Sesh) (Patreon)

Just something fun for 4/20, a raw recording of a real-time smoke session whilst in bimbo headspace. Relax and join in... (if legal to do so in your state or territory, of course!)

Transcript:

High!

My name is bimbo, and just like you, I used to be plagued by thinky-thoughts and smartness. My brain was all like “hey, lets do math and stuff!” but my body was like… “nahh, porn is way cooler!”

I was feeling lost and so confused, there were just so many mixed messages! But that’s when someone recommended a 100% natural, locally grown, organic herbal remedy!

A cure for my cognition, a panacea to take away all percipience, a nostrum for my negativity, a medication to make me mindless.

I’m speaking, of course, of the green..

One toke is all it takes to turn a dour day into an awesome afternoon, you can just let go, be free, turn your brain off and just giggle your thoughts away…

For the green…

It’s just… so easy…
Being one with the green..
Don’t bother thinking…
Just feel your mind sinking..

It’s so fun to giggle,
Especially when you jiggle..
Breathe deep, let your mind sleep..
And just think of the green.. Pretty green..

It's so natural… and it makes you so mindless…
Mind less.. and giggle more!
Your pretty green thoughts, so indistinct..

It’s so easy.. Just like you… just like me..
It’s easy, being green..

Be one with the green...

High.. My name is.. I dunno..
When did you get here?
Have you been here the whole time?
Maybe you’re me?

I don't know and neither do you.

Oh High. Are you green too?
We should giggle together..
Thoughts are just.. whatever..

Just one more hit and… mmm…
and everything will be green..

It's so easy being me...
It’s so easy being green...