Hedgehog Club - Chapter 3: A Change of Pace (Patreon)

There was an air of silence about the room as Shadow and Silver stared at Tails with gushing smirks on their faces. Shadow in particular looked really scary when he gave a shit about something so much that it made him smile. 

You do not want Shadow the Hedgehog smiling at you when the conversation is about a possible proposition to fight. 

Still, Tails stood his ground despite the beads of sweat forming on the side of his head. 

“Our answer is... yes.” Silver said, finally. 

Tails perked up, cheerily. Did he do it? Did he prove himself to them? 

“Only if-!” Shadow raised a finger, stopping the rising hope in Tails’ chest from reaching too high, “-You can beat the two of us in a fight.” 

Oh. Was that all...? 

In all seriousness, he picked Sonic to fight specifically because he was the most familiar with how to handle him. Perhaps he could manage against the two of them well enough if he discerned their pattern of fighting and adjusted accordingly though. 

“Alright then. Who goes first?” Tails asked. 

“We both do.” Silver said. 

“You’re fighting the two of us... at the same time.” Shadow exclaimed. 

Tails’ eyes got big. Uh-oh. 

“What’s wrong? You look a little tense.” Silver asked, putting his hands on his hips. Tails reached behind his head and began rubbing it down, as if trying to shave off the access amount of fear that was starting to slowly build.  

“Hmm... Sonic was a no-brainer but you guys might be a little tough.” The fox muttered. 

Might be? Shadow felt a bit offended by that. 

“... Well... I’m sure it’ll work out actually.” Tails smiled, making small calculations on his fingers. “Yeah... you know what? I think I can do this. Sure. Two on One. You guys against me!” Tails smirked, eyes sparkling as he found the confidence within him. 

Shadow and Silver looked confused. They both exchanged glances before facing the fox again. They had seen Sonic’s utterly humiliating destruction but surely the fox didn’t think he stood a chance here right? Their powers were just too mystical and unpredictable. Sure, Sonic had beaten them before but that was mostly due to varying circumstances. 

Tails smiled at the two of them and stood his ground though. With a big, Sonic-like grin, Tails asked the two hedgehogs, “You ready?”

“Sure...” Shadow said, somewhat surprised. Well, fine. Better to have a worthy and ready opponent than a scared one.

Tails nodded and turned behind him, lightly shoving Sonic under the ropes and out the ring. The unconscious, thumb-sucking hedgehog in the urine soaked undies flopped onto the floor and laid there in a heap. 

“Sorry Sonic. We’ll have fun in the club together soon.” Tails said before facing back at them. “Alright. Now we st-!”

Silver put his hands up and immediately, Tails was frozen! The fox’s eyes crossed and he gritted his teeth, looking particularly unhappy about what was about to go down. 

“Haha. You nerds talk too much.” Silver sneered as he looked ahead at the frozen fox. He could make out Tails mouthing something while he was held in suspended animation though. Silver tilted his head, wondering what Tails could be muttering. 

Shadow, with his arms crossed, leered ahead, pondering the same thing before he read Tails’ mouth movements closer.  

4... 3... 2...! 

Wait. It was a count-down? 

Shadow’s eyes glanced down at Silver’s feet, and laying there was a small device! 

“SILVER! LOOK O-!” Shadow began. The instant Shadow spoke, the trap was set off. The metal device in between Silver’s feet shot a bolt of electricity upward, nailing the white hedgehog in the crotch and sending a searing voltage through his entire body! 

Silver made a scrunched up pained face before his eyes crossed and he began screaming. His body was sizzling and jittering about to the point where you could see the X-Ray of his skeleton underneath. Not to mention, the power hold he had on Tails was dropped. 

The fox hit the floor and gasped. “Phew. Worked. Glad you guys didn’t notice it.” 

Tails had slid that there during the instant when Shadow and Silver turned away to glance at each other while surprised by Tails’ bravado.  

Shadow leered over at Tails and snarled. He had to end this quick. The black hedgehog charged at him and went for a karate chop. Tails swung his tail around and wrapped it around Shadow’s fist. Then he slammed downward causing the black hedgehog’s nose to hit the mat. 

“MMHPH!” Shadow grunted but quickly kicked back in an attempt to nail Tails in the face. 

It worked. Tails’ chin was struck and the fox’s head was flung back, spittle flying from his mouth. The fox felt his brain rattle a bit but he managed to grab Shadow by the leg of his shorts. With his tail wrapped around Shadow’s arm and his hand grabbing his shorts, he was seemingly immobile. 

“You think this’ll hold me?” Shadow asked before spinning his body around and slamming Tails’ head against the mat. The fox boy screamed as he was sent spiraling back. He flopped on his butt and rubbed his head, feeling the pain well up again. “Ow...” 

“Ha. Now to-!” Shadow stood up but stopped when he heard laughter pick up around him. What now?  

It wasn’t until an intense draft hit him that he realized what just happened. His shorts were gone! 

He was standing before everyone in his Disney Princess themed briefs!  

“WHOA! Shadow’s into the Princesses! Cool!” One kid shouted. 

“Neat undies! Did you take them from my sister?” Another one chided. 

“Nah. Those are briefs. You can tell by the design of the waistband. I guess they make briefs for sissy boys.” Yet another kid got in on the action. After witnessing what happened to Sonic, it was obvious these kids were more open to taunting these hedgehogs. 

Shadow yelped, blushed, and covered his front before scrambling and grabbing his shirt to tug it down in a vain attempt to keep his undies hidden. “D-Dammit...! I was careless. That’s why he grabbed my shorts. He knew that when I pushed him off with my superior strength the force would be enough to take them with him...! You...!” 

Shadow looked up and saw that Tails wasn’t in front of him anymore! 

“Oh no you don’t!” Shadow snarled and looked up, raising his fists. 

Nothing! Tails wasn’t in the air?!  

“He’s not...?! What?” 

“Try here!” A voice came from below. 

Shadow slowly looked down and gasped. Tails had dived and gone below his chin! The fox boy knew that Shadow would recall him tricking Sonic by flying above him earlier so he went below instead! 

Shadow barely had time to mutter a curse before an uppercut knocked Shadow loopy and right off his feet! It was a hit so powerful his shoes and socks flew off! 

Shadow’s face went from disgruntled and embarrassed to cross-eyed and cuckoo happy! 

“Duuhhhh! Foxy punch hurted mah face~!” Shadow blubbered and drooled before his head smacked against the mat and he slumped there with his legs spread. 

Tails then reached forward and grabbed Shadow’s legs and began swinging him around like a propeller. “Round and round the dumb hedgehog goes. Where he lands, only the fox knows!” 

“Wheeeee~! Big bwuda Tails is taken me on dah tea cups wide~!” Shadow drooled and derped as he was swung around, his brain now like that of a toddler. 

Silver grunted and fidgeted on the floor, the sparks of electricity wearing off. The white hedgehog stammered and put his hand on the post, trying to stand on wobbly legs. He was leering in anger at Tails but blushed when he heard someone shout something he desperately didn’t need to hear right now. 

“Look! He peed himself!” One of the boys exclaimed. The voice was definitely directed at HIM. With a heavy, beating heart, Silver’s eyes traveled down. 

Sure enough, his shorts were dripping with pee. The electricity made his bladder fail! 

“YEEEK!” Silver blushed and foolishly stopped paying attention to what Tails was doing. The fox’s eyes sparkled as he caught a glimpse of Silver’s embarrassment. That was his cue to let Shadow go. 

With a release of his grip, Tails said happy trails to Shadow and sent the derpy black hedgehog flying right at Silver. 

Silver, quickly realizing his mistake, looked up and tried to retaliate. However, he was too late.  

The kids took snap shots of what happened next to simulate the slow motion effect of what was going on.  

Shadow was inches from Silver’s face in one shot. Then closer in another. 

Then in the third shot, Shadow’s lips smacked against Silver’s lips for a deep intense kiss! 

The final shot saw them falling on top of each other in a derpy haze. 

Tails smiled and dusted his hands off, overlooking the two downed hedgehogs. “It doesn’t matter how powerful you guys are. When you’re facing someone whose smarter than you, so long as they know how to fight, you’re in just as much danger as you would be fighting someone on your level. I know how to exploit your egos and your pride. So much of my attacks could have been stopped had you not been distracted by the loss of your pants or the loss of your bladder control but you can’t help it. You’re manly men after all.” Tails taunted. 

Silver’s eyes were rolling in his sockets. Shadow’s were too. They laid on top of each other with their lips still locked in a less than passionate kiss. It wasn’t until Silver felt his feet get grabbed that he started to come to his senses. 

Tails flung the white hedgehog from under Shadow and smacked him against the corner post! Silver’s recovering brain rattled yet again and this time he got the derp factor added to it as well. 

“Duurrrr~! Cutie patootie foxie boy is a big stwung guy~!” Silver muttered, drooling as he spoke. 

“Sure am.” Tails smiled and slammed Silver so hard onto the mat that he bounced like a ball and crumpled in a heap. The impact sent his shoes flying off as well. Tails grabbed them and spun them around like they were guns. 

Shadow groaned and tried to stand up but the fox tossed Silver’s shoes behind him so that they would nail Shadow at the back of the head. The hedgehog fell forward and bashed his chin against the corner post, which caused him to slump against the ropes. The fact that Shadow farted after that made the laughter from the kids rise even higher. 

“Poor babies.” Tails grinned. 

Silver stood on his feet yet again, wobbling about the ring with a dumb, silly smile on his face. “Look mommy~! The blue birdies wanna sing and dance with me today~!” Silver smiled, playfully swiping at the imaginary birdies he was seeing. 

“No Silver, sweetie. No playing with birdies.” Tails wagged his finger at the white hedgehog. “You’ll get the Bird flu. Play with your big bwuda instead okay. Let’s do wrestling.” 

“Wrasslin’? K-Kay... I wike pwayin with big bwuda...” Silver muttered, eyes rolling about and drool ebbing out his mouth. 

Tails smirked and grabbed Silver by his shorts. He then grabbed his arm and hoisted him above his head. The fox then slammed Silver’s stomach onto his head, making his gut taste the power of Tails’ mighty skull! 

“HOOOOFH!” Silver’s eyes grew wide and his body turned all noodley. 

Tails whistled happily as he tugged down Silver’s shorts, revealing the Mickey Mouse undies he had on underneath. “Not as girly as Shadow’s at least. Still embarrassing though.” The fox smiled, proud of his rather plain tighty whities now. 

The fox then stomped onto the mat and slammed Silver onto it. The hedgehog’s body bounced a little before he slumped there with his butt sticking up. 

Tails dusted his hands off before going back over to Shadow. “I didn’t forget about you Baby Shadie. Come here.” Tails smiled and grabbed Shadow by the ear, yanking it like he was scolding a child. 

Shadow’s legs were just as noodley as Silver’s by this point. When Tails grabbed the back of Shadow’s head, he looked into the black hedgehog’s glassy eyes. Shadow’s eyes were crossed and he was drooling too. The light in them was almost gone. He was still conscious. 

“Feeling good?” Tails asked. 

Shadow nodded, dumbly. “Yessh...” 

“Good.” Tails smiled... then brought his knee up into Shadow’s gut! 

WHOOOMP! 

“HOOOGUH!” Shadow grunted and felt pain jitter through him. He grabbed his stomach and fell to his knees, feeling his head swell up. He wanted to hurry and pass out now. 

The fox wasn’t done though. He grabbed the back of Shadow’s head and forced him to his feet. Then with an evil grin he ran Shadow’s head forward and charged at Silver. 

Shadow saw Silver’s turned up butt come into view before he realized too late what was about to happen. 

BAM! 

Tails slammed Shadow’s face right into Silver wet undie clad butt! 

“MMMMPH!” Shadow’s arms flailed about as Tails did this horrific thing. The kids were laughing terribly now. Tears were streaming down their faces. It looked so goofy and hilarious. 

Eventually, Shadow ran out of air and passed out. Tails smiled and lifted the wet sack of Shadow above his head before slamming it on top of Silver’s body. 

Shadow and Silver’s bodies twitched but other than that, they didn’t move. 

“Aww. Look at them. Now all the hedgehog boys are sleeping with their cute butts on display.” Tails laughed before crawling out of the ring. He reached down and picked up Sonic, hoisting him above his head before going over to the body stack in the center of the ring and slamming Sonic down on top of Shadow. 

“Ta-da. A triple decker hedgehog wet underwear sandwich.” Tails said. “Oh, but wait. Shadow didn’t wet himself. I guess that’s the one thing he has over-!” 

Spoke too soon. Immediately upon being hit with Sonic’s body, Shadow’s body gave way and began wizzing while laying on top of Silver. 

“Oops...” Tails muttered. “Uhm... well... hey. You know... all three of them are equally wet now I guess.” Tails shrugged. 

“HURAAAAAAAAH!” Came a chant from all the kids. They were pumping their fists with excitement at what had just happened.  

Never before had they witnessed such a damning and humiliating destruction of their peers before. What an honor! 

Tails gasped, having been unable to process what it fully meant should he have won. He looked back at the pile of unconscious hedgehogs behind him and felt it truly sink in what he just did. 

Tails’ expression shifted to one of pure shock and awe. 

“Oh wow...! I seriously just did all that...!” 

The kids were crowding the ring, awaiting for the fox to make a statement or say something cool. 

Tails... really didn’t know what to do about that. 

He stood for a bit, looking around at all the young faces with anticipation in their transfixed eyes and sighed.  

“Okay... from here on in... I’m the new leader of this club! That’s right! The Hedgehog Club belongs to me!” Tails said, putting his hand out as he made his epic proclamation. The kids all cheered and hollered. 

Boy did he look cool all of a sudden. 

The fox looked back at the body stack behind him and pondered for a bit.  

What should he do with them? 

“I guess I gotta kick them out... yeah, I’ll do that but just to show how much nicer I am, I’ll immediately grant them a chance to get back in. Yeah. I can make it a nice fun little thing. No hard feelings at all. I’ll be a much nicer, more accepting leader.” Tails said, fists on his hips and chest puffed out.  

He was starting to feel like he could do this. 

No sweat. 

The three unconscious hedgehogs all began to snore in their babyish sleep as the fox got started on reshaping the club for his new regime. Things were going to change around here.  

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Tails is officially the new leader. The hedgehogs are total losers now. How will they cope? You decide.