ATTN: No audio this week. (Patreon)

There is an irreversible error in this week's audio. I tested everything beforehand, it sounded fine on speakers, but on every set of headphones/earbuds I test, no matter which computer I play the audio from, there's some bizarre distortion happening off and on throughout the tracks that I can't trace or eliminate ajsdhlkashdla. I have no idea what went wrong, but the result is a 4+ hour recording session is junk. 

I'm at my wit's end; I'll have to re-record. Consider the previously posted schedule bumped back a week, unless I can fix this somehow over the next few hours. I will return! I may tear my hair out, but I WILL return! Sorry about this, everyone!