THE END OF THE TEA SLAVE SAGA (Patreon)

To: All Empire Employees

Subject: HR Department Disbanded in Freak Lightsaber Accident

It is with great sadness (and a hint of confusion) that we inform you of the tragic demise of the entire HR department. Apparently, someone (definitely not Lady Sith) left their lightsaber on, and, well, you can guess the rest.

Due to this unforeseen and completely accidental event, all recruitment efforts will be put on hold until we can figure out how to hire people without an HR department (maybe we can just use the Force?).

In the meantime, we've decided to assign a new task to our beloved stormtroopers – tea-making! That's right, all stormtroopers will now be trained in the art of tea-making and will be required to serve Lady Sith (because who doesn't love a little multi-tasking?).

We know that stormtroopers have a reputation for being less than graceful, but we're confident that with a little practice, they'll be able to make a cup of tea without causing any catastrophic accidents (fingers crossed).

We'd like to stress that Lady Sith had nothing to do with the HR department's untimely demise. She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time (again, definitely not her fault).

Thank you for your patience during this difficult time, and please remember to be extra cautious around lightsabers (and stormtroopers serving tea).

Sincerely,

[Executive Office]