Kill Honey - If I Had a Pound for Every Time My Clumsiness Was Mistaken for a Professional Hit... - Audio Roleplay (Patreon)

You're here to finish me off? Well, I started some biscuits, maybe finish those first?

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Character Type: Clumsy Assassin
Theme or Scenario: An awkward encounter between the world's number one self-proclaimed assassin and their supposed nemesis turns into an unlikely tea time.
Emotional Tone or Mood: Comedic, awkward, and endearing
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Is it too late to tell you I'm more of a lover than a fighter?

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[F4A] Kill Honey [I’ve Been Expecting You][Assassin Listener][Honey the World’s Greatest Assassin][I Am Your Biggest Fan][You Are So Pretty][Trying to Play It Cool][Tea Addiction][Biscuit Addiction][so Hello Portly][I Am Just Really Clumsy][Comedy][Endearing][Clumsy][Awkward][Crushing Furiously][Does That Make Me Your Girlfriend][Gender Neutral][Enemies to Lovers][to Be the Best Assassin You Need to Kill the Best, and Honey Is the Best][How the Fuck Is Honey the World’s Greatest Assassin][Something Dodge Is Going On][You Came Here to Kill Me, but I Bet You Didn’t Expect a Fan Club and Freshly Baked Biscuits][Come for the Killing, Stay for the Tea Party—I Promise I’m Almost Harmless]