Is Anyone Sitting Here? - Let’s Skip the Small Talk; Your Ex Wants You Dead, and I’m Here to Ruin Her Plans - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Can We Stop Being Weird Now? - Was All That Awkwardness Just Your Way of Preparing Me for the Big Love Reveal? - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Know You Are Loved - I Caught Myself Smiling Just Thinking About How You Make Every Morning Brighter - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Moth Girl Certainty - I’m Here To Prove That You Can Solve Any Cosmic Crisis With Enough Coffee and a Little Bit of Crazy - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Bad Chicken Sandwiches - You Claim You’re Here for the Food, but We Both Know There’s a Tastier Reason - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Cute Mad Scientist Sounds - Oops, Did I Just Blow up the Lab? At Least It Wasn’t My Love Life... Oh Wait, That Too - Audio Roleplay
My Sweet Little Assistant Part Two - The Curse of LinkedIn - Every Time You Try To Leave, I Find Another Reason To Keep You - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
My Sweet Little Assistant - You’ve Been the Perfect Assistant; It Would Be a Crime To Let You Go, Wouldn’t It? - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Cold as Ice - Who Needs a Rescue Team When You Have Everything You Need Right Here in My Arms? - AUDIO ROLEPLAY
Heaven Hath No Fury Like a Woman - I Traded My Halo for a Chance at Your Heart—Hope You Think It’s Worth the Exchange - Audio Roleplay
The Princess and the Rebel Part Two - You Seem Confused; Let Me Simplify It – You’re Trapped, Darling - Audio Roleplay
The Princess and the Rebel - Remember the Day the Rebellion Fell? I Remember It as the Day I Decided You Were Mine - Audio Roleplaty
Just a Little White Lie - How Would You React if Your Quiet Elf Partner Dropped the Princess Bomb on You? - Audio Roleplay
That Is Not an Imaginary Ear; That Is a Giant Ear - Surprise! Your Girlfriend’s a Giant—Hope You’re Into Big Surprises - Audio Roleplay
Damn! You’re Cute! - Don’t Get Too Comfortable; Next Time, You Might Not Be So Lucky - Audio Roleplay
You’re Amazing, It’s for Shore - I’m Just a Mermaid on a Walkabout, Nothing To See Here! - Audio Roleplay
Oh You Paw Thing - You Love How I Try New Things, Like Going to the Gym and Immediately Regretting It - Audio Roleplay
Broken Monsters - Each Night Away From You Was a Torment; Did You Miss Me as I Missed You? - Audio Roleplay
Malfunction 6 - Did You Enjoy Your Privacy? What a Pity It’s Now Just a Setting I Disabled - Audio Roleplay
My Dear Detective Inspector - Part 2 - They Say Love Cuts Deeper Than a Knife, but I Suppose I Never Did Play by the Rules - Audio Roleplay
Do I Think You Are Sexy? - Oh, so Now You’re Sexy? Thanks for Making Every Future Tea Time Infinitely More Complicated - Audio Roleplay
Bed Made a Wonderland - I Swear, Your Hugs Are the Only Thing Keeping Me Sane After Days Like Today - Audio Roleplay
Well That Takes the Biscuit - Expecting Romance? Sorry, It’s Just Biscuit Drama Today - Audio Roleplay
The Cold Shoulder - They Say Never To Go To Work on a Day Ending In ‘Y’; Now I Know Why - Audio Roleplay
Apocalypse Wow: The Glitter Gene - You’re Not Just Special; You’re a Sparkling Beacon of Hope, Literally - Audio Roleplay
Blanket Statements - Tea and Tiramisu at 2 AM? Don’t Mind if I Do, Especially if You’re the One Serving - Audio Roleplay
I Love Watching You Sleep - You Turn Sleep Into an Art Form, and I’m Just Here for the Nightly Exhibit - Audio Roleplay
Lustre - They Say a Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words, but I Wouldn’t Know—I Lost My Glasses Again - Audio Roleplay
Come Lay With Me - There’s Something About the Way You Fit Perfectly in My Arms That Feels Like Home - Audio Roleplay
The One That Got Away - I Was an Idiot To Let You Go, and I Wish I Could Take It All Back - Audio Roleplay
The Stone Cold Dame Thaws - Maybe I’m Looking For Trouble, or Maybe I’m Just Looking For You - Audio Roleplay
No Distractions - When I Said I Loved You to Death, I Might Have Taken It Too Literally - Audio Roleplay
That Was an Underwhelming Apocalypse - Zombies Aren’t Real, but My Embarrassment Sure Is - Audio Roleplay