The Only Thing Higher Than Our Security Measures Are Portley’s Heels - Audio Roleplay (Patreon)

Forget the bark; fear the sparkle.

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Character Type: Security Guard

Theme or Scenario: Guard duty at an unexpected fashion show

Emotional Tone or Mood: Humorous and Light-hearted

Content Type: Audio Roleplay

Teaser: He may waddle, but that just makes Portly harder to anticipate as a guard dog.

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[F4A] You Better Work Bitch [Security Guard Roleplay][Portly the Guard Dog][Unlikely Hero][Caped Canine][Corgis Are Not Natural Guard Dogs][Portly Is a Coward][It Started With a Diamante Collar][It Ended With Heels][Drag Queen Dog][Utterly Ridiculous][Gender Neutral][Clothes Maketh the Guard Dog][Fluffy, Fashionable, and Fearless—That’s Our Security Protocol]