~Trevor Belmont X Listener SFW: Cuddling up~ {Patreon Exclusive} (Patreon)

Finally, the valiant Belmont has returned with more firewood, now you'll be prepared for any cold that comes your way.

Contains: Comfort, Ambient Fire Noise, Feelings, Sass and Sarcasm, Kissing

I had more fun with this one than I expected to! I like being sassy Trevor, and I feel like he kinda just came out of my keyboard when I wrote this script? Anyways, I hope you enjoy the lovely fire ambiance which was actually really nice to listen to while I was editing. Oh, and the actual audio, yes, right. Also, I know we just did a Trevor but that was a free audio and didn't expect Trevor to win the poll? So yes, many Trevor lol.

~Audio Transcript Below~

Trevor: *sound of a door opening and feet stomping*

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends it's fucking cold out there!

*pause*

What? Oh.....I heard it from a Irishman once....right before he called me a 'right cunt'....the phrase seems to have stuck with me.....

*pause*

I hope you understand what I go through for you......

*kiss*

*sound of wood being thrown on fire*

*fire crackling*

There, the firewood has officially been replenished....is there anything else I can do for you your majesty before I take of my winter clothes for the next foreseeable future and huddle into that pile of blankets you're currently hogging?

*pause*

I also did some rounds, everything is still fortified, nothing seems to be out of place or out of sorts, so as far as I'm concerned, we are free to batten down the hatches for the oncoming blizzard.

*pause*

Oh, you know, Belmont senses and all that.

*pause*

*chuckles*

No, it's simply starting to snow harder, and I saw a massive cloud formation over the mountains to the east, so I assume it's going to be heading our way any time now.

*pause*

And you don't have to worry, we have enough food and firewood now to last us a few days, and if anything, [I'm] here to protect you and make sure that you're all taken care of.

*hisses in pain*

Alright, aright, of course, enough with the sarcasm, I get it, no need for hitting.

Now, am I allowed in the blanket fortress?

*pause*

Password? How about, you let me in, and I [won't] stick my freezing hands all over your skin once I'm in there? How does that sound?

*pause*

On my word as a Belmont.

*pause*

Not to be obvious, but this is [far] better than having to sleep outside in nothing more than my cloak.

*pause*

*slightly sarcastic*

Oh yes, that's the only reason I'm here really, I'm using you for your warmth, instead of a real vampire I'm just a heat vampire. I come to steal your warmth.

*chuckles/snorts*

The company isn't [terrible], although rather bossy when it comes to blanket arrangements.

*chuckles into a kiss*

*pause*

*sighs softly*

Watching fire is something that I will never grow tired of. Something about it is so....enchanting.....otherwordly sometimes. Every changing, all consuming.....and yet so comforting at the same time.....

*sighs softly*

Being warm and comfortable makes me sleepy and phylosophical, what's it to you?

*snort laughs*

If there's one thing I never thought would be used to describe me, it would be, 'Cute'. I rather think it would be you who should be described as such.....

...and comfortable.....

*sleepily*

If you can use me for firewood, I can use you for a pillow. I honestly think it's rather a weak trade....I'm the one having to go out into the cold and get the firewood to bring the warmth in the first place.....

*breathes*

You smell nice......

*pause*

Sorry.....For so long I've been used to the smell of stale piss and ale and blood and death, that the smell of another person is different.......a good different.......

*pause*

Has anyone ever told you that for all your mouthiness that you do in fact make a wonderful pillow?

Or it could be the fact that I'm usually bone tired and used to sleeping on the ground, but hey, a compliment is a compliment?

*pause*

Alright, alright, sincerily now......This is infinitely better than having to sleep  outside on the cold ground, all alone. Spending time with you in comfortable warmth, in relative safety is something that I never thought that I'd actually have. Sometimes I feel like the world is being too kind to me now, and that I'll drop my guard and suddenly everything like this will be taken away from me at the blink of an eye because of it. You actually are too good to me and are helping me learn that I do deserve good things, and that while I sometimes don't believe it, that I am worthy of your affection and attention...

*slightly sarcastic but stll vulnerable* Was that sincere enough for you?

*kiss*

Yes, but as many people have confirmed, I'm [your] idiot.

*pause*

These times we share......even though there's a fucking blizzard outside.....I wouldn't trade them for the world.....not for anything.....

*kiss*

I love you.....