The Crow (1994) (Patreon)

Brace yourself ActionBabyz your Boyz are about to get dark. In honor of the last half of Spooktober or Octooky (still workshopping the name) the ABZ are taking flight with THE CROW. There is truly nothing more terrifying than what was considered "cool" when this movie was filmed. But don't fret, your brave heros combat the darkness by not shying away from making fun of Brandon Lee and his big head despite what happened while filming. Relax...ol' bobble-head isn't the only one who gets it, nobody is safe from mockery in this fucking, 5-star, piece of shit. So bring A LOT of face paint and be sure to skip the onions on your weird baguette-dog (they make the ActionBoyz fart) and remember, "it can't rain all the time..." (Cue dumb gutair solo)