A video holiday card from the Knifepoint Horror workshop (Patreon)

Hello all,

As an Arctic blast descends on me here in the east, here's a 60-second offering straight from Slow Tuesday Night Studios, in lieu of getting you yet another Applebee's gift card.

video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kq1G1CrlO8 

Coming in early 2023, we'll have a couple of audio stories about residential rentals gone horribly, horribly wrong.

But our main attraction for the year's end is, of course,

The Top 10 Horror Movies I Feel I Made a Very Intelligent and Informed Decision Not to Watch on Streaming in 2022:

I think you kind of oversold the Power here, folks. Should have held back just a little.

Um, it's just one word. A Big Foot is very different from a Bigfoot.

Easily the greatest discrepancy between the amount of stuff happening on the right side of a poster compared to the left side.

Is the main dude in this poster a knockoff of Luke Skywalker or is he the evil villain? Get that sorted out and we'll talk. I do like the breakdancing guy in the lower left.

"Okay, look more evil... no, more than that... remember, you're a She Freak... more than that... just a little more evil... okay, well, maybe not that much."

Well, the movie is actually called "Julie Darling," you know, with an 'I' in there, but hey, I bet "Jaws" was probably spelled wrong in the beginning too.

We're all good here until we get to the big yellow arrow. Yes, I get that the slime person has a chin. Heck, I noticed that almost right away. Is there another point you're trying to make...?

"Hmmmm, I think this needs one last artistic touch.... ah ha! How about a picture of a brain on the monitor?" Oh, when I think of the 1980s personal computing hardware flashbacks I'd have to endure with this one...

The first wave of Italian giallo movies had awesome titles like The Red Queen Kills Seven Times, The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears, Four Flies on Grey Velvet, and Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key. At some point, I guess they just ran out of energy.

The thing is, whichever one of them wins, what does that prove exactly? Unless... OH MY GOD, ARE THEY TEAMING UP??

Wait... that's not real interesting either....

Tidings to you all!

-S