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Ask Siri not for whom the bell tolls (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-10 14:01:03
Imported:
2024-07

Poll

Ask Siri not for whom the bell tolls

  • You are abducted by a rural pagan cult and, to appease a great serpent god, are catapulted off a realllllly high cliff. 72
  • On the subway, you become the victim of someone called the Apologetic Axe Murderer, who out of guilt gives $100,000 to charity in your name. 32
  • Five bites by a mythical sea monster--three of them swift, the last two not so much--dispatch you off the coast of Newfoundland. 65
  • A psychic who can make people spontaneously combust turns his powers on you as you sit eating pancakes in Bob Evans. 54
  • 2021-03-10
  • 223 votes
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Content

Our last poll question addresses the very serious and multi-layered issue of our own mortality. Sadly, now that network situation comedies no longer address these heavy topics in Very Special Episodes, this forum is the only place we can have an honest conversation about them. On another, unrelated note: Do you suppose we should all maybe be at work right now?


Comments

Jill E Merrill

Oh. I didn't notice that there poll was about the LEAST favorite way to die. The cult. Then you'd be miserable before you died. And death would be a relief. So maybe not so much. For me, the worst way to die would be to have a fatal heart attack during Passover and have my face land in a bowl of matsoh soup. Then my afterlife would be listening to my grandma complain about the waste of soup.

Emily T

I used to read the section on spontaneous human combustion- or, as we in the know call it, SHC— in the Time-Life Encyclopedia of the Unknown like it was my Freaking JOB. Soren, I assume you own the entire series. Oh God, now I’m seized with an urge to order it.