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I will not explain the set of circumstances that led me and a friend to dance around to a recent Jonas Brothers hit dressed as ketchup and mustard--for there are no words that would suffice. Just as mysterious was that I somehow accidentally left the camera on the SLO-MO setting during the aforementioned disastrous career move. The result, I feel, must simply be seen to be believed. But I warn you: Once you watch these 43 seconds, you may never sleep again.

https://youtu.be/5Ng2juiiqeY