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Villains, Round 2 ... and 17 minutes of odd

  • The Droditch – 'D.N.K.' 98
  • Fiona – 'elements' 86
  • George Vidhor - 'bots' 21
  • The Singers of Songs – 'Let No One Walk Beside Her' 57
  • The Baker – 'The Crack' and 'excursion' 71
  • The ghost in the bar - 'summoners' 38
  • 2024-05-03
  • 371 votes
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Congratulations to the tarp from tarp for getting through to the finals of the 2024 Knifepoint Horror Villain Playoffs! But that was as easy as it gets, you… tarp. Today's Round 2, I think, has some trickier choices for you. Cast your vote below for the best evil, and enjoy the democratic process while it’s still a thing!

Moving on from this deeply serious business, we also have the latest entry in the free audio fiction series that The New Yorker says “represents the sad and embarrassing death throes of a once promising imagination.” Soren Narnia’s Unchallenging Campfire Tales is back in action with the attached story that I call jerk. (I’m not gonna lie; the titling process for this one was not extensive.)

Attached to this post you'll also find an early script adaptation I wrote for possession.

Finally, because Saturday nights are made for lingering in Twitch chat feeds, that’s where you’ll find me tonight as part of my occasional narration joints for the host of Let’s Not Meet, Andy Tate. Andy has me and a few other podcasty folks read near-anonymous creepypastas on video and all are invited to come, comment, gossip, and be inspired to maybe submit your own story to Andy's shows. Tonight at 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific at twitch.tv/crypticcounty.

Okay, back to work I go on May’s upcoming tale. See ya!

ROUND 2's VILLAINS... you can choose only one...

Comments

Biff Loman

DRODITCH SWEEP

elliot

i want fiona to r u i n me

elliot

also funny to think about fiona attempting to become a giant elemental starfish, or whatever, but ALSO having to masquerade as a graphic designer and dealing with mid-level clients who are like, "can this white be lighter but also darker" and misusing "tone", "hue", and "saturation".