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Good morning darlings!

Happy Friday the 13th! Stayed up way too late last night (maybe a little insomnia?) but here we are! Hope you had such a great week.

Happy St. Knut's day 😳🤭🤣 Listen as my mind unravels as I read what today's festivities are. 😂💖 You can hear me stop being able to read because I laughed too hard. 

How are you? I hope this made you laugh, and wasn't offensive. 😆💝

Much love today!

-Smutty 🥰💖

PS: I may have sent my friend a message about this, and recorded like 5+ minutes or so of me mostly just laughing...you'll have to let me know if you want the blooper later...it's legit just me losing my mind in a terrible giggle fit. I think the exhaustion may be helping 😅🤣

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stormer2560

I'm at work you can't make me laugh like this🤣

Anonymous

Lol!! Actually it's pronounced with a u sound like flute. K-nute. 😊 I have a friend with that name.

Alex

Haha I love it. Big yes to bloopers in general if you keep them saved. 🤭🤣 Have the most wonderful day! 🥰

Dannit

Haha Good morning! Smutty you can laugh at anyone you want in as far as I am concerned. As for other swedes I think most people here do not even know who he is, had to google him myself 😂 Never heard of anyone celebrating this day but I am guessing some people use it as a marker when to remove christmas decorations. If you want I can record the pronunciation and put it on discord. Also yes please upload the bloopers 🙏🥰💖

Anonymous

Your laugh always makes me smile a bit, so please release the bloopers! Happy saint kNut day! these morning audios are always a nice treat :)

Anonymous

Good morning 💖 haha, love it 🙈 I forgot that even existed tbh, I’m not offended at least 😆 love getting a dose of your laugh to start the day 🥰 thank Knut for that I guess 🙈 I’m all for any bloopers you feel comfy sharing!

Anonymous

If Saint Knut had knights on Monty Python, would he lead k-nut's k-iniggits? Now I want shrubbery!

smutgrrl

alright...I will release it...I will have to go back and listen to it...I know I stopped breathing for a moment 🤣

smutgrrl

Lol...poor St. Knut always getting looked over for St. Nick. 😆 Thank Knut indeed 🤣💕 bloopers are about living in your discomfort sometimes...for the greater good of man 😆😂

smutgrrl

I would love to hear your pronunciation of it in Discord! I'm glad I wasn't terribly offensive then 😂💖

smutgrrl

I have a small list going, but I keep thinking more and more to add to the file now that I have a larger catalogue of opportunities for delicious verbal foibles!

smutgrrl

When I worked in medicine I was always up against some very entertaining names. I usually googled them before I called a patient in...Polish people tended to be the ones most impressed if I hit their name right.

BarryNopoly

Absolutely! You could literally share you reading the phone book (wow, I’m dating myself here) and I’d love it.

smutgrrl

lol...I have used that saying and/or cereal box for certain voice actors. I know what you mean...also thanks! 🥰🥰🥰

Anonymous

Not offensive in the slightest. I would say most people under 50 don't even know about it. "Knut" is pronounced something like "knoot" (with no vowel sound between "k" and "n") in English. The English spelling is "Canute" (stress on the second syllable). The Swedish tradition mentioned in the Wikipedia article died out in the 60s or maybe 70s. Definitely gone in the 80s.

smutgrrl

This has been the most action St. Knut has gotten in some time then! 😂 One of my Swedish and Finnish patrons shared the pronunciation in Discord Friday...I think I've finally calmed down to stop laughing 😂💖