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Here it is my friends...you get the first peek at Harvey's latest video, a news brief that goes...well, it goes tragically wrong.  At least in my opinion.  Dear God, what was Harvey thinking?

Ah well...I guess I'll just...I...ahhh, just watch it for yourself and see what I mean.  I'd say "enjoy" but I think instead I'll say..."enjoy?"  

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BREE LARSON SAYS CAPTAIN MARVEL COULD LIFT THOR'S HAMMER!

In this edition of "News Brief with Harvey Cthuhlu", Bree Larson claims that Captain Marvel could "definitely" lift Thor's hammer, a boast which drives Harvey Cthuhlu off the deep end before the end of the video. WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS ELDRITCH MADNESS! #captainmarvel #breelarson #marvelcomics Help Doomcock stay on the air! Support his war to save pop culture at patreon.com/doomcock Copyright 2018 Dicktor Van Doomcock. Doomcock, Dicktor Van Doomcock, and Harvey Cthuhlu are trademarks of Dicktor Van Doomcock.

Comments

Anonymous

This is a masterpiece. That music video was Library of Congress worthy for sure. I'm not sure who I like more, Ace Reporter Harvey Cthulu or DJ Harvey Cthulu.

Anonymous

Also, is it coincidence that the next video on YouTube was one of a tree stump being removed?

Anonymous

Can you say Grammy?

Anonymous

Exceptional reporting Harvey and an impressive rhyme to blow our minds!

Anonymous

Ha! Way better rhymes than that lunatic rap hack, Kanye!

Anonymous

Words simply cannot do this justice. Unlike Larson whose humility knows no bounds, Harvey has achieved something many wish to accomplish, complete dominance. Well done. Well done.

Anonymous

Harvey has captured the essence of woke marvel quite well

Anonymous

DJ Cephalopod

Tee SToney

If that were any more street, it would be homeless. Word.

Stone_Loki

*lokis mouth hits the floor when Harvey starts to rap* you Tell’em Harv!

Anonymous

0_o I must still be asleep because I just witnessed Harvey Cthulhu rapping. Definitely a dream. A very good dream! 😉

Anonymous

oh, man. Harvey Cthulhu, keepin' it real. BTW, isn't his name misspelled on the opening screen?

doomcock

LOL! Yeah, I have to admit, it was something otherworldly! The part where Harvey is hitting the blunt made me laugh pretty hard! 🤣

doomcock

He heard that BS from Bree and blew a gasket...he never expressed any inclination to rap before...weird!

doomcock

Harvey thanks you Chris! He's excited the vid is about to go live!

doomcock

Mine too dude! Who saw this coming? Thing is, I think I have to do a rap now, I can't get shown up!

doomcock

Ha ha...I'm glad it's a good dream for you, but a nightmare for The Man!

Anonymous

Harvey can RAP!

Anonymous

Sick beats, TM.

Anonymous

The lyrics were worth it.