The Great Foam War of 2024 (Patreon)

My Most Ramrodding  FunChungus,

My Grenade Chef Appa Fell in the line of duty today. I haven't cried so hard since I was made to sit through the movie adaptation of Cats.

Darts tumble to the ground and are left to rot along with the fallen, 

The Marshmallow Peeps of CornSyrupia are unrelenting. 

They do not sleep. They do not eat. They merely seek revenge for all the infants of their species we have devoured for our pleasure. 

I have resorted to devouring the wildlife.

I delighted in eating that unicorn out. 

No I don't know why the rest of the men laugh every time I say that. 

Night descends and I prepare for another cold night.

My fellow soldiers have taken to fist fighting for make out sessions and making up spells that seem to enforce minor inconveniences on each other....

Doing that thing with my tongue on that part that you like so much,

Your Beloved  Cannon P. Fodder