The Great Foam War of 2024 (Patreon)

* Cue Ashokan Farewell *

8th of March 2024,

My Dearest Vagininus, 

The war began unexpectedly. A single foam projectile, 

One simple " deez nuts" joke,

And

like that,

We descended into utter uncivilized madness. 

8000 darts a second.

School yard insults.

The screams of " beat dat meat" still haunt me when I close my eyes.

Pray for me, my love.

And every time you pull the diesel starter of your V12 4.6 liter lover, think of me. 

Gragariously Yours,

Lt. Cannon P. Fodder