On a date with SALV Chetsweeks (Patreon)

Mondegreen asked for a demonstration of Alice's Wiles, so here it is.  No turning back now.

Her hair is freshly shellacked, her cheeks are perfectly fluffed, and she is dressed for an elegant night on the town.  She listens to every word you say with rapt attention - nay, fascination - as she stares into your eyes and toys idly with her wine glass .. making sure you have  an unobstructed view of her luscious cleavage, which was expertly sculpted by Elfhamian master craftsmen.

You're DOOMED, buddy.  Before the main course arrives, you will have already divulged all of the State Secrets you know.