Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 046 (Patreon)

CRANE: Ikky, I’m sorry – I’ve been down in records all day. I just lost track of time.

CRANE: Oh, come on now. Don’t be like that.

CRANE: If you’re still sleeping under there, you might be the laziest damn bird I ever -

B̨͙i̵͔͎ͅͅr̝͎̲ḏ̳’͏͈s̷̘̜͖̻̰͍̜ ͖̜͍̠̰̺͍́d҉͕͙̗̭͇̼ͅe̹͕̘̞̪̣̖a̺̺d̙͉̳̖̼̺̟,͈̖̖̙͞ ͇c̗͙̝̥̜̹͡ͅh̟̰͉i҉l̴̘d͏̰̠̼.͙̝͈̩͈ ̰̯P̶͍̩̤͙̪u̙t̴̠̱̩̥͚͉̹ ̴̖͉̮̹̹̗͕t̘̤̀h̢̟̮̞̞̟e̺̯̟͙ ̣c͚̯̰͓̩̩u̸͈̬r̝͎t͔̥̱̮á̗̗͍̰i̝͘n͖͙̫ ̫̯͟ ҉̫̗̩ͅd̩̘̫̻̰o͖̝͙͘w͕̦͖͕̰̱̪̕n̶̬͓͓̙̠̩ͅ .̨͙͇͖

CRANE: Ikky…

H̫̘̫͟ͅe̙̬a̺̫̻͓̺̦d̡̻̫̬͕ ̯͞t̞̭͓wi̖s͜t̻̘̮̼̝̙̙e̲̣̖d͍͉̮̙͕͟ͅ ̢̦̻̙̣̝͖r̜̠̰̩i͕͈g̠̮̯̜̳̤h̻̥̹̲̪͟t̨ ̜̙̫͎̜̲ͅr͔̥̹͟o̙̟̤͕̮͕͔u͘n̜͈d̸̗̮.̪̰͠ ̱͎̬̫̟̲S̯̀h̝a̭̟̩̠m̳e̛̯̤͓̻̯.̛͓ ̙̜̟̦Y̥͍̤̪o͇͙͚̗̪ͅͅu̪͖͈̮ ̬ͅl̹̠̦o̦̥̜̼v͇̫̜̦̦e̷̞͕̣̫̮d ́t̟̭͈ͅh̰̗̥͕͔̼̕ͅa̝̠̗̱̙̙t̖̯ ̻o̹̤̭͜ld̹͘ ̘͔̰̰̭̙̝b̜̺͚̞i̺̠̤̹̠r͙̤̬d̪͙̱̗͚̬.̘̺ͅ

CRANE: Yes.

̵͙̞̱̯̫A̲͝n̝̻̭̺̻d̥̬͙ ̶̩͎s̢̻̳h͖̺͞e҉ ̹͓͉͟l͚̩o͎̺̤̯̩̤v̶͔͉e̬͎͢d̤͍ ̟̩̺̮y̘̖͞o̠̟̬̙̪̰̼ų͕̞̲.̺̫͉ ̢N̼o̷̹̩͓̠͙̮w̟̘͙͇ ̼͔̗̼̬̱t͔̜̻̥h̯e͙r̖͉̳͍͓e’̧̥͉̖̮s̗̪̼͎͡ ̷̟̯̻n̬̲̲̘͔o̦͢ o͕͈͉͇͙̟ͅn̸e̫̙̮̼̣̫.̞͎͓̤̯ͅ N̝͢o ̪̳̱̬o̶̜n̺̦͕̰̘e̷̥̰͓̹̮ ̠͎̫b̨̝̫u͈̝̝͎̦͘t͔̲̺̹̘͓ ҉m̺e.̙̥̥

CRANE: Scarecrow.

̛̱͖͈͔̼̙̘Ị ͎̗͈̝̀p̢̠̲̻͕r̛͚̤o̧͖̖͕̯͇m͉͙i҉s͏̝͖̰̭̖̫̣e̯̯d̮̺̗̯̞̼̭ ҉y̡͙͇̙o̞ͅụ̩͔͔͟,̞ ̨̻̭͕̜c̣̼̗̗͕h͎̣̝̜̳̲͘i̳͙̣͖͉̗͖͞l̟͉̻̦̥͚̥d͕͍̹̩̤.̣̻̬̠͎ ̞̖͎͖̟̘̫́I̕ ̬͙͇͓̀wi͕̤̞l̰̺̞͇͘l̟͖̗ ̫̣̖a͓͓̙͔̬̭͘l̟͕͖̩͡w̱̲̠̠a̤͘y̯̝̗s̻̹̬͖̠̮̙ ta̼̲͇k͇̞̰e̺͓ ̣̻͎c͚̳̤̩a̯̟͍̺̜r͕͈e͘ ͉̲̙̥̳̟o̶͙̰͔f̧ ̹̱̱͖͔͈͍yo͚͎̣͟ͅͅu͉̰̝̻͓͞.̗͚̰ ̯L̦̦̣̭̀e̠̲̼͕̘͎t̯̤͢ ̙̮͈̞̜̰ḿ͚̤̭e̻͎͍͇̥̰͜ ̯̼̥̮̩͝p̞͎͉̞̹͡u̟̣͈̱̱̬̰n͈̘i̤̠̩̣̲s̘͈̲̮h̝͜ ̣͉̰̙t҉̱͕̫̤̻̖̰h̥̗́e̝̟̹̥m̷̖̜͇̝͈ͅ ̪̬̰͞f̤o̰̝̰̘̠͘r͉͓͓͇͉ ̝̘̤̲̹̟̺y̵͉̯̗̺̝͖ọ̖͉ͅú͖͓…̀

CRANE: Okay.

̮̝̝̦̗̘L̪̱ę̣͖̠̬̟͔̱t͕̠ ͚͈͔̹̥̥ͅm͎̀e͕ ̗͔̰̙͈ki͉͝l̼̠͔̠̗l͈͈ͅ ͓̫̺t̯h̹̱ͅe͙͇̦̘͚̪m̷͔̲ ̟̼̲͇̠̣f͔͕͖̦̙͉͡o̸͇͎̻r̛͉̞̖͙̙̬ ̠̱̳̻̀y̨͍͖̯o̩̬̗u͉͚̺̟̞͇̯.̥͕̤͚

CRANE: Yes.

Ṣ̗l̷̤͔̠͉͙ͅe͉͙͘e̬͚̙̮̪̳p͓̬̙͇͘ ͚n̙͟o̻̤̘͍̠w̮̻,̺̲ ̪̀ͅc͟h̩̭̫̦͉͚̠i̹̼̻̹̫͚͇l͔̝͓͔d̵͇,̞ i͓̫̯ṋ̟̳̘ ͎̬͙̣͠t̬͎͔̣̯̙̤h҉͚̤e̬̺̭̜̫ ͙͍̪̕l͏̗̻̲̜̘̖͚o̰̠̩͇̣͞v̵̱̹̤̺̲̝i̢̠̜̠̮̺̼̮n̸g̤͉̺̯̰ͅ ҉̯͚a͍̼͠r͎͓̪̙̟̱m̡͖͔̱͖s̱̘ ̲͘o̝͕̣͈̳͖͜f̶̝̤̙͚̞ ͚͙̜̬̜S̤̣̹͓͖̙̟c̱̣̘̘̭̫̼a͔r̡͖̟̱͚͓̮͕è͉̟̘ć̫͙r̭̯̜̻̻o̢̞̘w̺̠̬̳͙͇̻