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Ooh girls, this sleepover will be so fun! I can't wait to gossip about boys!

Mark? Haha, he's got these weirdly small nipples!

Trevor? He's got a pretty huge, you know...

Paul? He's really bad in bed! Yes, despite all the bragging he does!

What? Who else do you want to talk about? Mandy, I know you have a crush on Eric. How do I know? Cuz I hear your heart start racing every time you're around him! Ooh yeah, he's a good lay. I used him three times already since Monday! He's completely obsessed with me.

Well? Who else do you girls want to know about? I can tell you anything about anyone! I've probably slept with them all, a lot, more than once.

Or maybe you want to know about girls? I've seen Amber touch herself in the shower while mouthing my name. I could tell you about any of the girls in our school too. Yes, I've slept with most of them too.

...What is it? Nobody wants to talk any more?

Well, you girls are boring me. I'm just going to masturbate now. Nobody I've been with comes even close to making me feel as good as I can to myself. Let me demonstrate to you how it looks when a goddess orgasms.

And you may want to cover your ears...

Model is Abby Dowse

Image submitted by frostcz