Caption T-day! (Patreon)

Girls, girls, girls! It's not my fault I touched that glowing rock first! And it's not my fault that my enhanced body totally ripped my top apart and shredded my jeans.

I mean, look at my boobs! They're absolutely huge! And you have no idea how good they feel!  My nipples have become so sensitive, I think if I rubbed them and pinched them a little, I could come!

Look, it's not my fault I'm this beautiful now. I can't control it.

Stop teasing and stealing your boyfriends? What do you mean?

Oh, I see. Haha, he's coming just from looking at me!? Oh my god, they're all coming!?

...And they're not stopping! Oh, you poor things! Maybe you guys should turn around and stop gazing upon my glorious beauty? Stop looking at these long, powerful legs, my beautiful sunkissed body... I mean, I'm covering my nipples here. What else do you expect me to do!

Well, I guess they've made their decision. I guess I'm so much prettier than all of you girls now. Or all girls ever. You're just gonna have to live with the fact that one of your best friends is now a walking sex bomb that nobody can ignore. I wasn't trying to seduce your boyfriends. It just happened.

No, don't worry, I don't want them. Aw, you poor boys, don't whine. You should be faithful to your girlfriends. Just... try not to think of me when you have sex with them, okay?

And my friends, you're just going to have to work harder with them now. Surely you can give them more pleasure when you have sex with them than they get from just seeing me, right?

Hmm, they're still blowing their loads for me. Maybe not...

Uh oh, I think that goes for you girls now, too. Mandy? Emily? Are you having trouble? You can't even wait to touch yourselves in private?! Did I turn you into lesbians? Well, then you shouldn't be angry or jealous of me anymore, right?

Image submitted by frostcz

Model is Abby Dowse