Caption T-day! (Patreon)

Come on, can't you keep up? This is more like a walk than a sprint! How am I supposed to stay in shape like the other superwomen if I "exercise" like this?

What? You thought I was sprinting? Give me a break! I could go twenty times faster without breaking a sweat if I wanted.

You better not be hanging behind me just to stare at my butt.

...You totally are!

And now you're getting even harder! Oh great, now you're looking at my whole body. Well, drink it in. Enjoy it while you can.

You know, you being my personal trainer was great at first, but it looks like within one week, I'm way more than you could ever handle.

Sorry, I guess we're going to part ways here. I'll try and find a worthy female trainer who can keep up with my power.

And if you object, well, just try and catch me!

Image submitted by thero

Model is Janna Breslin