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Peter Benjamin Parker, why do you still worry about me? Ever since I got bit by a radioactive spider as well and Felicia Hardy gave me the experimental serum that created her and Captain America, I've become nigh unstoppable!

I can sling webs just as well as you—well, better, really—my senses are way more amped than yours and not just split second danger detection, my strength is yours and Felicia's, multiplied, and nothing seems to hurt me!

No, of course not, you're still everyone's friendly neighborhood Spiderman. I'm just your loving wife who will be there to bail you out of any trouble at a moment's notice. But I don't want any glory! You'll just never be in danger again, not with me around.

Go get 'em, Tiger!

Image submitted by thero

Model is Irina Meier