At Least Not Yet - Blast Radius auction song (Patreon)

The final new song that'll be on the re-release of Blast Radius, was auctioned off, and this is the result. It's a song about encountering new sexy things with new people, done in a bluegrass style.

Bluegrass hasn't changed much in the last.... 100 years? So there weren't many style considerations I had to take to keep it sounding "old". Wait till I stick the filters on to make it sound like an AM radio. It'll fit right in X3

Lyrics:

At Least Not Yet

Chorus:

E   G

Did I hear that right, well I’m not sure

A G

they seem nice but who exactly was that

G  D E

commin’ through the door

E      G 

I don’t mind them bein’ into their own thing

  G  A A7 N.C.

but how do I say

 D E

that’s not for me, at least not yet

E (G riff)

Boy I sure can pick em, already our fourth date

E G

hasn’t stood me up once, doesn’t show up late

A D

at the coffee counter, talkin’ and it turns blue

E G

what give you the vapors? baby what are you into?

B  A7 D

They whisper to me one thing, that can bring em to their knees

E G

it’s the sound of someone stirring, a bowl of mac and cheese

Chorus

Now we’re back at my place, thought we’d play a game

pull out my collection, now which one will they name?

points a finger at twister, and says baby you outta know

that game really “gets me goin’”, much more than the average joe

I gasp and ask is there anything else, that gets you rigid as a post?

ey, well maybe just one thing, and that’s gettin’ railed by twenty ghosts!

Chorus

E . . G, E . . G,

Solos

E (8 bars) G, A . . . C . . G, E . . .|. . . G

A . . . C . . . B . . .|. . G D

E

aw, what are the chances, the two of us would meet?

can’t they like something common, like tentacles or double-Ds?

now I got them worried, do I need them to change?

will this be our undoing, is their spookly kink too strange?

well, maybe I’m not quite prepared for ghosts and ghouls just yet,

but put on that macaroni honey and maybe you’ll get me wet!

Chorus

Outro