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You stand over the hunk of moldy, gaseous cheese. You look in his eyes. You reflect on your journey as a carrot.

You tell David Cheeseman that you’re sorry. For yelling at him, for not treating him right. It wasn't his fault. You were too hasty, scared, alone.

A surge of euphoria and enlightenment rushes through your body. Your ears tickle. Your mouth moves into a smile. A few tears fall from your eyes. You feel sweat. Nothing happens to your genitals, they’re normal. You might shit yourself - okay, yep, you shit yourself.

David Cheeseman, you know, has been the architect of this entire journey. Your quest to become a carrot. Your friends - Bingo Nights, Big Executive, Nose Ghost - they are all extensions of David that he’s shown you along the way. Id, Ego, Superego, as it turns out. Yeah, there was a lot of thought put into all of this.

And the really magical thing is, the game exists. You can play it in your mind, David Cheeseman reveals. And you made it basically for free in the mind vortex Narnia journey he sent you on. So, pretty great financial investment.

Why did you do this David? You wonder to him. He wonders back,

It’s because I love you

You sigh. You brush a piece of loose hair - your own - behind your ear like people do in movies when something cute happens to them.

Your heart flutters. You should really get that checked out.

What a special moment you’ve shared with David Cheeseman.

Gosh he reeks.

What will you do?