April 15, 2014, Tuesday (Patreon)

Got four pages roughly penciled and one page inked, not bad for a day where I didn't get into the office until 1pm. 

(Matthew and I both went to the optometrist and got new glasses & contacts this morning. Oh my lord, I know my vision had degraded in the four years since I got Lasik surgery, but jeez louise. I forgot most people can see individual leaves on trees or the texture on walls or the hairs in your partner's eyebrows. It's all... kind of intense, to be honest. My brain keeps having these little zappy feelings from being visually overstimulated. Also, haha, wow, that was about three times more expensive than Matthew and I anticipated. Guess I'm gunna be putting some new prints up for sale tomorrow) 

There was something I was gunna tell you guys. 

I was making a point to mention it when I opened this window. 

Dangit, why did I go on a tangent about eye sight? Now I've 100% forgotten what I was gunna say. 

NO WAIT. I GOT IT. 

So in today's update, I totally goofed up being a good storyteller. 

Today’s comic: http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/sextoysrelationships 

I begin with a distraught Masturbateer who’s upset their partner wants to use sex toys. I end with a different Masturbateer asking how to introduce their partner to toys without making them feel insecure, and then we close with them in a sex store together. 

I SHOULD HAVE MADE THE ORIGINAL MASTURBATEER THE OTHER HALF OF THAT COUPLE. The reader would have gotten closure with that first character and it would have brought the narrative around full circle. 

FUCK. 

Effed that one up.