Matt Gets Left Alone in a Car (Patreon)

So this happened while I was getting my hair done today. 

I came out to our agreed upon meeting spot while he was actually in the process of taking that final photo.

I thought maybe he had noticed me walking up with my phone out and was holding that pose just for me to take a picture of him hamming it up, but no, he legit didn't realize I was there until I opened the door.

"I gave him hands and legs!" he told me. "With my gloves! And the bottles!"

I mistakenly thought that the joke was over once I was in the car and we were heading home, but... no. No. 

The following texts arrived while I was curled up on the couch with my laptop, assembling this post for you, my dear patrons.

AND THAT'S HOW I SPENT MY SATURDAY AFTERNOON. 

In somewhat related news, my hair IS awesome again now.

It's good to be back to pink, my natural color U_U