Patchmotes (april fools 2020 hoho) (Patreon)

Player-Character Customization:
You now change the skincolor of your player character and adjust your playstyle a bit.

---White---
dick: Average
- increased stealth against police
- vulnerable to racism-damage

---Black---
dick: Large
- immune to racism-damage
- decreased stealth against police
- increased health-regeneration from chicken and watermelons

---Asian---

dick: small
- increased exp from university lessons
- the letter "L" is replaced with the letter "R" in dialogues

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Changelogs:

-Earth Chan has been healed a lot during the last weeks.
-No shop in town has any toilet paper to sell.
-Before spending time with Vanilla you should wash your hands.
-Queen Salia has been exposed to Coronavirus. The virus is now in isolation for 2 weeks.
-Using the toilet in life now empties your bowels / bladder, in real life.
-Playing this game reduces depression by 5% every 10 minutes.
-Skullgirls renamed: S-Coolgirlz
-In the title screen you need to press the Quickmatch button 4 times now to show that you really mean it.

New Patron tier:

- ULTRA MEGA SUPER HYPER - VIP
- Only 300.000$ per month. (down from 500.000$ per month)
- Gets to play VR version of Fem U early with real girls
- Mind gets sucked in inside the simulation, stays there forever.
- Patron-4-Life-Agreement. You need to stay patron for the rest of your life.

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