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Tali wins the vote this week! Hope this isn't too much of a spoiler showing her face.  Not that it was a huge reveal in the game, I remember thinking, "Oh wow, she looks 90% like a typical hot human woman! What a surprise!" Mass Effect seems to follow the Star Trek ideal when it comes to supposedly alien females, in that they all look like sexy humans except for one small physical abnormality that absolutely would not get in the way of fucking her.  Am I complaining?  Nah, not really. 

I was a big fan of the Mass effect trilogy, Garrus and Tali here became two of my favorite characters in the history of video game fiction.  I would have certainly gone with Tali as a romance option, but that was impossible for my totally gay female Shepard, so I went with Liara.  I tried playing as a male Shepard first actually.  But, (and I know I'm the minority here) I couldn't stand his voice actor.  To me he just sounded like someone doing an intentionally bad Superman impression and I couldn't get used to it.  Upon checking out the female counterpart and finding she was voiced by Jennifer Hale, one of the greatest voice actresses ever and we're going to get married on a mountain someday and you're all invited, my choice was clear.  I was playing a duck-lipped, red-headed lesbian commando for the whole trilogy.  Here's looking forward to the upcoming sequel!