Sketches #6 (Kagami Tsurugi, Adrien Agreste) (Patreon)

Hello kittens! I missed you already! Which means it's time to continue posting my endless sketches 🤣 

Now we're going to gossip about Kagami! 

Well, Kagami is an outstanding girl. The kind of girl you don't want to quarrel with. She grew up in a harsh environment, and I think she must grow up to be quite a nervous girl. Judge for yourself - in sparring she loses to her mother and regularly gets hit in the ass with a wooden sword. I've held a bokken in my hands, and I think it hurts! 

Also, not only does her mother win, but she criticizes her drawings. Being blind. Wow. I think Tomoe has a strong talent for echolocation. 

Although Kagami looks as calm as a boa constrictor after lunch, I think she has flames raging inside her. That is, she can break a guy's bones if he messes up her mood. That being said, I think Adrian was wrong to dump you, Kagami! He's just short-sighted. 

Here's the thing. You studied the art of relationships from a textbook and manga. This may seem silly and ridiculous. But think about it, kittens, here's the thing. Sooner or later, Kagami will go further in her studies, and start studying the art of fucking, just like the art of relationships! That is, from a manga and a textbook, the Kamasutra. Oh, that could get her very far! 

That's why, Adrian, you're stupid! 

Ah. Well, then it's your turn, Agrest. I'll be brief. You're an oak stump, but we all love you for something. You make a very suicidal Cat Noir. In fact, you remind me of Leeroy Jenkins. You're the tank paladin who went down the left hallway while the rest of the group went right. People like you stand in the puddles that the raid boss throws. You're terrible at holding a punch.

But you're fascinating. The raid would be as dull as going to the office without you. And so would the series. I can't figure out what the secret of your charisma is. Maybe it's the inexplicable charm of the concrete pole that stands in the field. Or something like that. 

Authors, you've given us too few good-looking male characters! At this rate, I'll set Agrest up with all the women in the series, and I won't be ashamed! Let him have a harem. So, just in case, I drew him a fat dick. What if it rubs off like an eraser? 

I didn't do a good job of being brief. Well, kittens, it was my pleasure to introduce you to this stream of consciousness. I'll see you tomorrow for a new pair of sketches. 

Thank you for being there. 

With love and gratitude for your support, Tiana Lynx