Sketches #5 (Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe) (Patreon)
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Hello, kittens! Continuing to post MLB sketches :3
It's time for Alia Cesar! Oh, Alia, the searing creole! How I wish I could set you up with someone other than Nino. Because let me be blunt, Lahiff is not the right man to pair with an inquisitive mind like yours. Yeah, I still remember the episode where Nino had a tantrum and was throwing snot at Cat Noir. In short, I don't believe this alliance will last.
Unfortunately, the writers haven't yet spawned another character as brave and savvy enough to make a worthy match for you. As cunning as a fox. But wait, what if it's Lila Rossi?!
All right, all right, I'll shut up. This is very thin ice! Besides, Cesar's breasts are beautiful on their own. And when it comes with a Creole booty... Well, it's about time we stopped.
Okay, Nino Lahiff! Your turn. You didn't hear what I just said out loud, did you? Ahem. I try very hard when I'm looking for your hidden virtues. They're hidden so deep, I wouldn't even need a shovel, I'd need a backhoe. In this search, I dared to sacrilege, and deprived you of your cap. Well, underneath I found curls! Very nice.
I guess that's why Alia liked you. Or maybe it was those headphones-no good sound in the street. Either way, you owe Cesar for your frayed nerves. I guess she always keeps it in her head that you could turn into one of the two most ridiculous villains on the TV show at any moment. Marinette's boyfriend was turning into a purple villain in a futuristic suit. And into a stylish villain in a black suit.
Well, Alia boyfriend was turning into a bubblegum and a crybaby. Wow. Accept my sympathetic pat on the shoulder, Alya. Oh, you're saying it wasn't a shoulder? Pardon! Although it's late, I think Nino is turning into Rocketear! Again.
Kittens! There's a new batch of characters waiting for you tomorrow. They're, little by little, getting hotter. But I saved the hottest ones for last. Oh, yeah.
See you soon!
With love and gratitude for your support, Tiana Lynx