Still Getting Used To It (Patreon)

That's me right there, shirt off and muscular body on display. If you knew me just a week ago then you never would have believed it, but I promise you that it's the truth. This muscular body and increased machismo is all thanks to a Christmas gift I received from an ex-boyfriend which in itself is a rather bizarre story.

Josef and I broke up because I was "no longer what he wanted" which had been perplexing to me at the time because I hadn't changed anything significant throughout our eight-month relationship at all. It seemed to be that his tastes had just changed and skinny hipster dudes were no longer of interest to him anymore.

As such, receiving a Christmas gift from him was rather surprising. I'm an open-minded guy though and always have been so I was willing to give him a chance, even though I had no inclination to get back with him no matter how nice the gift was. The package was tall and thin and my suspicions of it being a bottle of some alcohol were quickly confirmed, although it wasn't any alcohol brand I had ever heard of.

Perhaps it says a lot about my foolishness but I didn't hesitate to pour myself a glass. The scent was intoxicating and I figured Josef couldn't possibly be stupid enough to poison me, so I was hardly hesitant to take a sip. One sip turned into two and pretty soon I had not only finished the glass but was pouring myself another.

How was I to know that the drink I was so rapidly consuming wasn't alcohol at all, but rather a potion that caused a sudden growth in my muscles and testosterone? Within thirty minutes I had busted out of my clothes, ruining my favorite shirt in the process. I could only stare at my suddenly muscular body in disbelief, trying to work out what the hell had happened to me.

It turns out that this was all a plan from Josef to make me into his "new type of guy". He still had feelings for me, he just desired a more conventionally attractive exterior and found a way too give me just that. At first I was furious but when I realized that this made us the top in our relationship and gave me more authority, I began to see the positives.

I've gotten quite used to this muscular body now and hardly think twice about showing it off. Maybe I'm not the same man I used to be but is that really such a shame?