Do I Bother Wrapping It? (Patreon)

My husband has been talking about wanting to get a body suit for months now but the good quality ones have always been a little out of our price range. Sure, the cheaper ones were available but they didn't come with voice changers or eye color adapters, plus there were no memory banks installed in them to help the wearer live an alternate lifestyle to their own.

By some stroke of luck - or perhaps courtesy of a guardian angel watching over us - I was delivered a coupon for a '40% Off' deal at SuitYourBody, the number one place to get professional-standard body suits. Immediately I knew what my husband's Christmas present would be and within an hour I had the suit ordered and on its way to us, due for delivery on Christmas Eve of all days.

Both my husband and I were approaching forty and even though we'd managed to keep our bodies in decent shape, at no point in either of our lives were we considered traditional muscular 'studs'. Sure, appearances weren't everything but I knew that my husband still dreamed of having a body that would make other men envious and give me something to worship with my hands and lips. A body suit gave him that option which was why I knew it could be the only suitable gift for him this Christmas.

Thankfully SuitYourBody always has thousands of potential suits in their online store and I was able to peruse through the filtering options before I found the perfect one for my man. The "Derrick" suit fit the bill as a gorgeous twenty-two year old college athlete, with perfect skin and strong muscles, and I knew immediately that he was the one we needed.

Sure enough, he was delivered while my husband was out for a drink with his brother and I was left with the task of hiding the gift from him until the next morning. With it stood in a double-bicep pose, I knew that wrapping it was hardly going to conceal what it was. Perhaps I could just tie a ribbon around it and stick a bow on one of his pecs?

Either way, I know for a fact that it'll be my husband's favorite gift this year. Just looking at it has me thinking... maybe I should spend the next twelve months hinting that I want my own body suit too, and hope that another discount coupon comes through the letterbox!