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Well Howdy Ma'am. Why don't you sit down and let me tell you a story. A story about love. About a Sheriff of a little old town called Bitter Springs, and about the woman he fell in love with there.

Phew! Wow this was an absolute doozy and a half to finish. Time has lost all meaning. I actually thought today was Valentine's day and I was freaking out cause I didn't have anything else to post for it on Reddit and only just now as I was writing this description did I realize lmao. Anyways, I wanted to thank you all for being patient while I finished this one! I'm excited to share it with you all, hope you enjoy!

There is a bit of violence in the story but it all takes place "off-screen" so to speak, just wanted to let you know in case that's a concern to anyone!

Voices, Script, and Editing all done by me!

Please lemme know if you enjoyed this! I am honestly so nervous about this one since it's so different than most of what I've made. But if you guys enjoy it I would love to make more story driven content in the future!

Other tags I considered: [Rum Says Howdy] [Rootinest Tootinest Audio in the Wild Wild West] [Pistols and Penises] [Like a Romance Novel but not as good cause I wrote it]



I really love getting feedback and hearing what you liked or places I can improve. So please let me know what you thought!! Or consider pressing the ❤️ if you are feeling too shy to comment 😘!

Disclaimer: This audio was made by an adult for other consenting adults, it is a work of fantasy and all characters depicted are 18+. Please do not download, re-host, or redistribute this audio

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Anonymous

This was amazing Rum. I was coming up with all sorts of theories when it was said Missey kind of looked like you to the visitng woman, I was expecting her to actually be her (or her daughter or something) and take revenge. This was so well executed and I loved the love...

lola

Rum I don’t like you rn that ending made me cry

PixiIvy Dust

Oh I love this the build up and the old man telling the story then going into the past to hear it. Well done, but that ending made me sad. I really wanted to know what happen, but I do like how you left it to the audience to decide or maybe one day come back to this. Great job Rum.

Rrrrronica

WTF! Not me expecting to get all hot and bothered, only to end up heartbroken 😭💔Super great audio. For my own sake I’m just going to say our old narrator was a bad shot with bad eyesight, and Sheriff was really good at playing dead. I became way too invested in this story…

rumncokeva

Sometimes I worry that lots of people might not be interested in more story-centric audios so thank you for letting me know you enjoyed it!! Hope it wasn't too sad!! Idk why I like writing stories with tragic endings lmao 😆