Scam Caller Fail (Patreon)

>When you usually have fun trolling scam callers, but this one calls you asking about your home appliances while you're mid piss and can't think of anything so you default to-

"Mate, I don't have any household appliances, I'm a caveman. If you bother me again I'm gonna bonk you over the head with my club, eat your soul and fuck your wife, got me?"

For shame.