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It didn't take very long at all before I came to the end of the wormhole in time generated by the ring around my finger.
In mere moments, I came out of the other side and found myself landing on grass of an odd colouring. A familiar odd coloured grass.

Blue grass, under a bright green sky.

I'm back on Planet Namek, and if I'm not mistaken, at the exact spot we'd entered my personal dimension before that fucker Fu came in and made everything go all awry.

I should probably come up with a name for it actually instead of just always calling it my personal dimension. It does kind of need a name for my plans as well.

Honestly, I'm not sure if I should thank him or curse him for that. Thanks to him, I got way more accomplished in these past six months than I ever thought I would.

But at the same time, that fucker forced me into it, and I'm not a fan of that at all.

And really, wasn't that the deciding factor?

'Note to self, prepare a contingency to take out Fu.' I mused to myself. These past six months, I'd been more focused on abusing everything I could to get stronger.

But now that I'm in the past, more specifically, on Namek, where Guru is, there is one plan I could put into motion that has a chance of dealing with Fu, assuming I can catch him unawares.

I'd put the thought away initially really because it was just plain unsafe, and I had nowhere to keep it in the meantime. But, Guru can help me with that.

The Death Bomb that is. A technique I made up on the fly just to be petty and mentally go the opposite route of Son Goku.
Really, it's more or less just like the Spirit Bomb, only, it draws energy only from me and will hit everyone regardless unlike the Spirit Bomb that won't harm good people.

Honestly, it's a pretty shitty technique even, the only good thing about it, is that it can be left the way it is for an extended period of time and continuously added to like the Spirit Bomb.

But, with my Infinite Ki Generator, I could add my max amount of power to it over and over and over. Given enough time, it should gain enough fire power to even hurt Fu.

I mean, he banished a hastily charged one back during our first meeting rather than take it head on, so it's as good a plan as any really right now, right?

The only problem with that plan, was as I mentioned, having somewhere to keep it. Thankfully, I'm back at Guru's place now and he can make me a handy dandy little dimension to store it.

Heh, storage garage dimension.

Speaking of.

I spread my awareness out and sensed throughout the planet, and then promptly choked on my own spit, eyes widening in utter shock.

Before I left Planet Namek, the entire race numbered less than a hundred. But right now, I can sense over three hundred distinct Namekian ki's, I'd become very familiar with the sensation while here before after all, and it was easy to notice how similar they were to each other.

The race had tripled in population since I got tossed into the future by Fu. And not only that, not only was everyone I sensed much stronger than before, which was saying something considering Dende had been the weakest before at a battle power of ten thousand, some of the new ones I was familiar with, I estimated in the same range as Nail and Guru were before I left.

But, even more shocking, was one power that utterly dwarfed all others on the planet, and the ki was of a very familiar person. I wouldn't mistake my good buddy Guru's ki for anyone.

…But the difference in power compared to when I left, was like night and day.

Reaching up to my face, I turned on my scouter and scanned the highest battle power on the planet, and promptly choked again at the number that was reported back to me.

4,480,000,000.

More or less, four and a half billion. That was pretty much eight times my own base power.

'What the hell has Guru been up to these past six months!?' I sputtered internally.

It was incredible. Sure, Piccolo was stronger in his base form, with a base of around eleven billion, but Piccolo got that from a potential unlock after fusing with Kami.

And was also over fifteen years in the future.

And I'm pretty sure this is Guru's base power, because he feels pretty relaxed right now. Well actually, his power just spiked a bit with alertness, I'm pretty sure he sensed me-

And yeah I can feel him rushing my way now.

But seriously, with his Super Namekian Form, the Ultra Form and Four Witches technique, wouldn't he reach over fifteen billion comfortably?

…At this point Guru can mop up Frieza, Cell and probably Buu as well.

It wasn't long, less than a minute even before Guru arrived. His huge form was easily spottable from a distance and I could tell how fast he rushed over here when he didn't gently land down like was typical for his gentle personality, but rather slammed into into the ground with all his weight.

The ground cracked and rumbled beneath this titanic form. And as I looked him over, I had to withhold a whistle, because, I felt like he had gotten even bigger?

The guy was like five of me both up and across.

"Kakarot!" Guru cried joyously and before I could react, two huge pairs of muscular arms the size of my body had swept me up and pulled me into a back breaking hug.

…Was this revenge for me doing it to him back then!?

It's lucky I'm so amazingly powerful, if it was someone weak, like Frieza, they may just get snu snu'd to death!
"G-good to see you to buddy." I awkwardly tried to pat him on the back, but failed.

My arms are too short to get around to the sheer wideness of his muscular torso.

Thankfully, when Guru put me down my super regeneration had already taken care of the creaks my bones had gained from the greatest of bro hugs.

"So, what's up?" I grinned at him, noting that he'd changed his clothing. Before, he had worn a white robe, but now he was rocking a pair of pants and open vest that bared his hugely muscular torso to the world.

Frieza would take one look at those muscles and run for the space boonies.

"Nothing much my young friend," Guru smiled broadly, "Things have been quiet here for the most part. Admittedly I became worried when you disappeared, but Porunga while not able to bring you back was able to tell me of what occurred and I could rest easy knowing you would be back."

Ah, he actually used Porunga just to look for me? Despite how much the Namekians disliked using the Dragon Balls themselves? Man, I'm actually a little touched.

"Good to know, so what's with your crazy power?" I asked, gesturing to him curiously.

"Ah, this, it was nothing special either," Guru chuckled, waving me off with a huge green hand, "When Porunga was unable to bring you back, I decided to use the wish to bring my evil half, the one you know as Lord Slug to Namek, where I put an end to his evil and assimilated him back into myself. This power boost you see, is merely the result of us joining together again, not unlike the ones you know as Kami and Piccolo."

Huh…well that made sense I guess. I mean, Piccolo fusing with Kami actually made him relevant and Guru was way stronger than Piccolo was at base.

"How is Dende?" Guru asked before I could think of anything else.

"He's fine," I replied, "Way stronger than he was before now, not far off of how strong Nail was when we got tossed into the future. And he's really come into his own with his abilities and a lot more confident in himself.

Somehow, Guru's huge smile got even larger, "Good, good, that is splendid news, I'm glad my child is flourishing despite the odd circumstances."

"You wanna see him?" I asked, I could easily bring him out.

"No, no," Guru shook his head, "I think it best to put off meeting him again for a while, let him come more into his independence, it will do him more good I believe."

"Fair enough," I shrugged, "We'll have to get a move on soon anyway and head for Earth, I don't know if the guys back home will be fine to deal with the saiyans without me and I'm getting a little antsy."

"Well, if that is all, there is no need to worry, I have been keeping an eye on Earth just in case you did not return in time," Guru assured me, "The saiyans approaching your planet are still a few weeks out from arriving and I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised, but quite a few of your Earthling friends have grown well strong enough to defeat the one known as Vegeta outside of his Oozaru form thanks to you."

…Wait, what!?

Some of them had actually surpassed Saiyan Saga Vegeta? I mean, it's a low, tiny level, I could smite Vegeta right now with one of my pubes, but for those guys who weren't abusing cheats like me, it was actually pretty impressive.

I'm curious now to go take a look at things!

"Well, I'll head back in a bit then," I grinned, "Before I do though, I was wondering if you could do me a bit of a favour, to help a bit with that prick Fu."

"The annoyance that threw you into the future?" Guru cocked his head to the side, before nodding without hesitation, "Yes, he is quite the odd being, a plan to deal with him is something we need. I will lend any aid I can."

"Well then, can you make me another dimension like the one you did before?" I asked, grin threatening to split my face, "Just a completely empty one, a void really with nothing in it at all."

If he had eyebrows, I'm sure Guru would have raised them at my request, "…Very well, that is easy enough to accomplish, a few hours of effort at best."

Bitchin!

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While Kakarot was returning back in time and meeting up with his brother from another species Guru, the rest of his party were exploring his personal dimension and the changes it was going through.

Bulma was rushing around the place at super speed, eyes practically sparkling at the newly built tech within the place, claiming that despite the infancy of the place, it put even Capsule Corp to shame.

Dende had never seen a place like it himself and was examining everything and anything like a country bumpkin.


Bulla herself, she didn't really care. It was advanced tech, woopdeedoo. Growing up in a world with shitty toasters that killed everyone for shits and giggles kinda put a damper on her enjoyment of the shit.

So she just headed to her favourite place in the dimension. The courtyard the new high tech castle thing had built itself around where two towering monolithic trees pierced up into the sky for miles on end.

"…What the fuck is this!?" Bulla sputtered in shock when she got there though.

It had been a while since she'd been here, but she was sure that wasn't there!

That, being some kind of pod with a familiar comatose blonde laying within it.

She should be dead, sucked up inside that shitty bugs ass pussy tail thing alongside her faggot twink brother.

Her head twisted to look over her shoulder and she glared at the miniature shitty bug who had been following her, "You!" she spat, "Explain!"

"Cell went potty!" Cell merely grinned smugly at her through that stupid beak mouth thing of his.

She resisted the urge to blast him with a ki blast and erase him from existence.

Kakarot would be pissed if she damaged his precious trees. Like seriously, so pissed he might not actually fuck her like she wanted.

"I'm serious, this bitch should be dead!" Bulla spat, "You fucking ate her."

"Curiosity killed the cat you know dear sister," Cell tuned serious, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at her, "If you must know, father asked me to regurgitate her after he was sure I'd spent enough time with her in my body to not lose my perfect form, and since father asked, I did so."

This guy really pissed her off. She played up the kinky daddy's girl thing because it was kinda hot, and she got a bit of a kick out of it imaging her actual father roaring in rage about it all, not to mention he kinda was technically her step dad now, which was funny as fuck in of itself.

But this guy? He literally was a daddy's boy. Why, she didn't get. He was supposed to be some super apocalyptic evil, yet just taking his evil side from him…made him this? He hung on Kakarot's every word as if he was the god of gods himself, the be all and end all.

"That explains the how, but not the why." she crossed her arms and glared back.

"I felt no need to know, I had no interest in Android 18 after she fulfilled her purpose to make me perfect," Cell shrugged uncaringly, "Father has plans for this one, that is all that needs to be said."

…Fucking little suck up bug man.

Huffing, Bulla ignored him and turned around, stomping over to examine the blonde android within the pod. Honestly, it just looked like a hospital bed in a pod, nothing interesting.

Though, there was something that caught her eye. At the top of the pod, there was a large number being displayed.

436,000,000

"The hell is with these numbers?" she asked.

"That is Android 18's approximate Battle Power," Cell easily explained, "Father has been feeding the wench some of his fruit each day, apparently his plans will go better if she is stronger."

'And even being fed fruit personally by him every day, all she has is a pathetic four hundred and thirty six million?' Bulla scoffed in derision.

Six months ago, that completely dwarfed anything she was capable of a hundred times over. But now? While stronger than her base, as a Super Saiyan she could kill this stupid blonde slut as easily breathing.

"Whatever, I've lost interest now." Bulla scoffed, walking away, she was going to go train until daddy let her out.

"Bye bye dear sister, do have fun blowing things up like the meat head you are will you?" Cell mockingly waved after her.
Stupid bug!

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Current Z-Fighters Battle Powers

Goku Battle Power: 21,250 (Completed Kaioken and Spirit Bomb Training)

Piccolo Battle Power: 18,621
Gohan Battle Power: 17,564

Yamcha Battle Power: 6807
Tien Battle Power: 8135
Krillin Battle Power: 7220
Yajirobe Battle Power: 6022
Chiaotzu Battle Power: 5592

Ichiji Battle Power: 12,408
Niji Battle Power: 12,179
Master Roshi: 7,139

Comments

Tarlock

Well damn that’s one hell of a power jump!