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If you don't skip through them, lot of times you guys see exactly what we lay down when we do our ad reads to get fucking rich and have smoking hot babes, but this week the executive decision was made to cut out a key element.

When we fuck up a read we have to do a "make good" which means we got paid but it wasn't satisfactory, so we have to do another one for free, basically giving the brand 2 for 1. That's why we try to keep it in line so the corpos don't win, but sometimes we die for our art. This wasn't one of those times.

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Vlbbz -

That was so bad I’m surprised the fake grass didn’t turn into dead fake grass!

Krista Esau

They should have paid extra

William Fischer

That may be the longest wettest most inconsistent shart I've ever heard

Zach Smeltzer

Thank you for this piece of art boys

Will Peltier

Slime’s got duration

Joe F Mazurek

i like this. want more of this.

Mr Jack Haynes

Oh my god this is why Aiden is shouted at during one of the ad breaks and lud makes an air purifier joke

Joshua Haskett

I know you didn’t keep this one but the idea of some marketing/creator relations exec having to watch a sponsor segment like this and decide whether it was satisfactory is very funny

Badger

All rise for the national Hello Fresh anthem

Izzi

Ads were so on script today I was hoping we’d get to see these

Tyler Sessoms

I feel enlightened now

Krooked

slimes fart stank so good it emanated through the .mkv and killed the hello fresh intern

TectonicImprov

Can't imagine why they didn't like this one!

amaya

😭

Ian D

does this mean we can get the barge one too? or is that lost to time/posted and i missed it

Carbuncle

What an artist

aud3 da dog

Maybe if instead of farting on the mic you asphyxiated a turtle on camera with a single use plastic bag from HelloFresh™️ they'd be more open to the brand value you're adding

Hahlen Barkhau

Now that you’ve established this precedent you have to give us the original barge ad read

Emma Vedock

Such a moving ad read aiden was tearing up

Tarpeianproductions

"It smells like America's number one meal kit"

breezie

“pescatarian meal” is one of the grossest ways to describe a fart smell good god aimen

Eitan H

Slime for sure had shell casings in his underwear after that machine gun fire

Cameron

I can’t believe Lud didn’t cut right after the Hello Fresh National Anthem and just start over the ad read 😂. Surely Mr. YouTube man would know that wouldn’t fly right??

alxxool

The composure to get thru it is unmatched

Luke Cahill

Hello Fresh. Now available on your local Barge. Act fast, but if you have sunglasses we don't want you around here.

Omar G

you know we live in a fucked up country when ddt and leaded gasoline are banned but slime is allowed to roam free armed with his bioweapon.

lifedisassembler

There's air purifiers that light up like traffic lights depending on how polluted the surrounding air is, you should put one right beside Aiden so when Slime rolls out an extra mean stinker you can hear the purifier fan rev up to 2000 RPM and the warning light changes to fire alarm red

Versace_Sheets

I can't tell if this is written by Slime or nick

Spagetti

dude there’s probably a crater where the podcast set used to be now that was ridiculous

Tyrus Travis

This is what they took from us. I won’t sit idly by and watch as they burn the electronic books of true art. Wake up sheeple

Brady

get back at the corpos by making the ad reads ai generated

Tyler

This is what the God damn libs took from us we used to be a real country

Bimmy

How could they not like that. That was comedy GOLD, and comedy sells!!

Ghostly

I, too, love my food to smell like garbage, 10/10 would buy

Hadori

There was an older pod where slime was not aware of the fact that homosapiens in fact did first spawn in Africa. Thank you Aimen gamin for tryna correct him https://educationforlifeacademy.com/world-history-timeline#:~:text=10%2C500%20B.C.%20%2D%20Pre%2Ddynastic%20ancient,Nubia%20and%20Kemet%20(Egypt).

FreeeChorizo

i think he was saying that homo sapiens weren't around exclusively. there were different types of sapiens that lived all over the world at the same time

Hadori

No, the first homo sapien skull was in Africa. There could’ve been other homininds (not Homo sapiens out and about) but Homo sapiens are an African species

Lucas C.

insane that at no point during this did anyone say "okay stop lets just start this over"

jimy

slime’s got duration

Dad Rs

Holy shit I may be wrong, but this is the first time I've heard the ever so quiet laughter of Zipper in the backround

Zach

Based

Wade Howells

Wait am I crazy, I swear this ad read was on the ep on Spotify just without the fart?? Unless I’m just misunderstanding how having to redo it works

Brady Oliver

I am failing to recognize what could be “unsatisfactory” about this ad read 🤔

Keaton

I can't find one moment where that read did not make me want to immediately run and use code 50theyard for America's number one meal!

Andrew Morro

‘Sometimes we die for our art’

Brandon Beall

These are the only ad reads I listen to

smurgle

I think heard zipper laughing

Skiddly Winks

"Can't be doin these make goods" - dubbin ander

Sunny D

This is what I was asking for. I want all the cut parts of the ad reads we can’t see.

Kyle Cupelli

Don’t know why I thought I could watch this in the office. My head almost popped like a balloon while trying to suppress laughter.

Collin

This is why slime is my goat

Jess

wish we could see the barge ad read they had to cut too

Dino

Honestly impressive

Ezra Haskard

Guys help I’m an idiot how on earth do I join the discord

Ryan Megaffin

I thought I missed it when I watched the read and it cut in on Aiden's far face.

Marco Juras

Heroes of our generation