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Ep. 94 Premium - aiden could beat up your dog [VIDEO] (Patreon)

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2023-05-04 18:00:03
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  • 00:00:00 - the answer tier list
  • 00:01:32 - slime's weakness 
  • 00:04:18 - minecraft parodies are bigger than the original
  • 00:05:11 - the daft punk dance girls
  • 00:06:51 - nebula nigel 
  • 00:08:16 - step check
  • 00:10:20 - aiden could beat up your dog
  • 00:15:58 - could you beat majority of the people in the world?
  • 00:25:06 - cops
  • 00:28:05 - ludwigs bakery 
  • 00:36:49 - bakery RP 
  • 00:38:20 - aiden becomes a reddit mod
  • 00:40:35 - slime drops one in the bakery
  • 00:41:13 - nm he didn't fart
  • 00:41:58 - slime's meal plan each day 
  • 00:45:28 - ludwig's meal plan each day 
  • 00:47:52 - nick's yum yum juice
  • 00:50:19 - aiden got offered ket
  • 00:52:36 - ludwig got recognised at the coffee shop
  • 00:56:28 - nick gets recognised

Comments

Strider

Our new puppy was just smothered to death by its mother and that’s the only one aiden can beat, but the mom would fuck him

SgtSlime

"They choose that dog to oppress!" had me fucking crying

Christopher Williams

damn, 94 episodes. wonder what episode 100 will be like 🤔

Anonymous

Aiden got his walk of atonement fit on today, get it I guess

Quinn Haehnle

Some white woman Aiden dated must’ve cheated on him with a dog

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

How effective is adrenaline, like if you gave it to Ludwig would he just become a blood thirsty ravenous beast that obliterates well over half the 18+ population and has to deal with the consequences of his actions after the slaughter

Sunny D

Slime singing was awesome

gettreed

As a woman, I’d sleep aiden.

scaryh4rry

after slime plays pickup bball with the 8 year old the next videos gotta be aiden in the ring with a full grown police trained german shepherd

Pinz

slime needs to be careful about too much fish. Mercury poisoning almost killed my aunt which comes from eating too much fish

Isaac

i don’t fish why would i buy this

Anonymous

Aye anyone know how to get merch access??

Anonymous

I only like the singing when slime is on the screen because he looks uncomfortable which I think is funny because we don’t see that very much

TheRoguePony

It could be fun to have slime play QT’s whole family in basket ball. Prob get a few dubs in and lose a few. It could end with a 1v1 with Ludwig

Anonymous
>>107839799

I googled "The Yard Merch" and the first link got me to their page. You'll just have to be a tier 3 patreon sub and log in to patreon https://theyard.sale

Anonymous
>>107843672

Thanks! Yeah I realized I got a teir 1 not knowing it was only for tier 3 😿

Anonymous

although aiden has a point, im confident that me and most other female yard viewers could smoke him

Joshua Haskett

I agree with aimen, if you land that kick it’s over for whatever lame ass dog you got coming at you

Anonymous

I’m a bald man who plays rogue likes and can absolutely confirm that NorthernLion is mother.

Anonymous

Ludwig's bakery should be called "No Loaves Refused"

Michael

Fire episode

Collin Baller

Aiden standing outside the bakery asking people to buy him a baguette like an underage kid trying to get beer

Motetote

Perfect end frame

Saif Ali

love the move from child stuff to illegal human vs dog fighting rings

Carson Miller

I’m taking pharmacology of recreational drugs and psychedelics like ketamine is much safer than something like stimulants or opiates because there’s a lower dopamine release. This means it has a lower addiction potential. Also, it pretty much only effects the cognitive function of the brain rather than areas of the brain that control functions that keep you alive, so it also has a low overdose potential. Basically the only way you could die from ketamine consumption without taking an exceptionally high dose would be if you did something stupid while tripping, i.e jumping out of a window thinking you could fly.

Anonymous

Not gonna lie, I was singing along until I realized it was a bit that Slime hated

Carson Miller

Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic, a more addictive class of hallucinogens than psychedelics. It causes the same depersonalization effects that psychedelics do but with a way shorter high and time to onset in the case of ketamine. It is also much less addictive and has a lower overdose potential than stimulants or opioids so is actually pretty safe when pure. Exceptionally high doses can cause stupor/convulsions. The most dangerous part of ketamine is not the drugs toxicity itself, but risk of injury due to lack of cognition. -Pharmacology undergrad student

dust

my pit bull is a healthy 80 pounds and there are definitely some that are more. my dog is a very sweet so Aiden would be fine but no shot he can take an aggressive pit or even like a K9 german shepherd

Devi

i enjoyed the singing

heat_death

hate to say it but aiden is so fucking wrong here any dog that has been legit bred and trained it's actual entire life for the purpose of fucking your shit up WILL fuck your shit up 100% no questions asked.

Anonymous

As someone who has a German Shepard you'd get rinsed bro they're huge, smart, and strong.

Tyler Camp

I sleep a beagle

Anonymous

"I sleep a 50 year old man no matter what shape" is so crazy considering Mike Tyson is 56 and would murder 99% of the population in under 20 seconds.

Risible Shark

banger episode, aimen would get absolutely fucked.

Anonymous

i like the singing :)

Anonymous

For anyone wondering, there used to be several Minecraft parody’s that had double the views of the original, but with the release of YouTube music the originals were prioritized and have retaken the view count.

James

i dont like the singing but i like that everyone is having fun when they do it :)

Samuel Kitching

My beagle fucking mangles Aiden, hit me up we can set it up

ynot onivert

How can he do against a cat

Anonymous

How can I join the discord?

Anonymous

I'm the one who wants to hear the singing. I watch while driving anyway. If I got a two minute pause for the boys to sing a banger it would be great.

Anonymous
>>107891094

As an additional thought, next sub goal could be a cover album on patrom-voted songs.

Michael Coggins

For the record, a great dane doesn't beat shit. Aiden could take a great dane. They are big, yes, but they are VERY uncoordinated across the board, and they have low bone density due to their stature. They are actually a surprisingly fragile dog due to how thin their frame is compared to their height. They're one of the most fragile large breeds, look it up. They die early from a variety of things that would also impede their ability to fight. Any dog with a long back can break it's own back just jumping from average human height. A pitbull would 100% sleep Aiden though, he's a fragile little man by comparison. One bite and your arm is now a mangled mess you can't use. Second bite one of your legs is gone, then what Aiden? You little pussy ass boy, you are just FOOD FOR THE DOG then, little aiden kibble yumyum!

Anonymous

My dog would lick your hand, you’d lose all will to fight. He would conquer your heart

Anonymous

This might have been the best premium episode yet 💀

Anonymous

my dog is 90lbs and insane there’s absolutely no world where he wins.

Bryce Hoch

See, I think like Slime and Ludwig that sit-ups are easier than pushups, but I think in a timed setting, pushups are much easier to do quicker than sit-ups.

Anonymous

im waiting for the day Aiden just walks off the pod halfway through

Anonymous

a baby pit bull would tear Aidan's ass up js

Taro

lud's bakery can be called caked up and slime can live out his salaryman rat dreams chain smoking cigarettes in the kitchen speaking in a french accent

Anonymous

I could beat any dog. Weak ass dogs. One kick is all it takes.

Anonymous

If everyone in the world had a 1v1 the winner would only need to win 33 times and honestly Aiden has that dog in him

Jaiviraj Sandhu

This episode made nick my favourite yard member hella doll tipped him over

Anonymous

Bro Aiden is right just kick the dog

JP

Ludwig being wrong and still pushing his point, what's new?

Tyrell Arnold

Cane corso kills most men

Anonymous

as someone who has been attacked by a dog, the scary thing is how fucking fast it gets to you. you are just standing there one second, the next you are on the ground with a dog destroying your arm.

06JBassFlats

Top 10 premium episode. I tend to agree with Amen but he is comically wrong here.

Raven

My friend had to fend off 2 Pitts that were attacking his dogs, one survived a bullet to the head for several minutes and the other took multiple hits on the back and head from a metal pipe and ran away alive. All this to say you're not killing larger dogs

Jaden

Rare Aimen W

Anonymous

I'll give it to Aiden that he can probably beat most dog breeds in a fight, but when he tried to argue that he could punch a dog off him that was latched on to him with "I'd just punch him in the eye, that's how you get a shark off you" I just started laughing. Truth be told if you punch a shark that's biting you, you're only gonna make it more pissed off and it's gonna bite down harder. So maybe that'd work on a dog, but for the love of god aiden if a shark ever bites you, PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO PUNCH IT, you'll only make it worse.

TransponderSnail

As someone with two Pit mixes, I can tell you now, Aiden couldn’t take them. Literally no average person could. When my smaller one even jumps and just knocks me on the jaw, she almost dislocates it. Then again, I’m a 5’3 woman, but still

Samuel Lazar

I was fucking dying when Nick was talking about his yum yum juice. That dude is on fire

Jens Marissens

Why is Aiden so obsessed with beating up dogs and women?

Mina Draskovic

It's been months and I'm still so impressed with the new set design, it legit looks like it's filmed outside on an early summer evening.

Woodus

My great uncle JIm unironically passed away like that chucky scene. He was grabbing beer and didn't check twice. Jimmy was liquified.

Anonymous

NEED a bro vs pro of aiden against a bite trained dog

Kassie Richwine

the pod never ends ludwig ahgren

Daboop333

Id eat at Ludwig’s bakery

Anonymous

The average American police department fitness requirements are equivalent to like the pacer test for a fifth grade girl. Dallas PD requires you be able to do 4 push ups and run 1.5 miles in 19 minutes lmao

Anonymous
>>107944564

I have, but correct me if I’m wrong he didn’t ever hit the shark. I thought he just put his surfboard between him and the shark and eventually it bit off his leash and he swam off?

COWMAN0412

Alright I literally just signed up for the Patreon to throw my two cents in to the Aidan Dog controversy. My credentials is that I was mauled by a pit bull named Capone in 2016. Aidan clearly loses. First, Pit bulls usually lock their jaws after biting, so Aidan could get the upper hand if it locks it’s jaw on him and stops continuously biting. However if it goes for the kill, this thing will shred his body. For context, Pit bulls can bite with up to 235 psi of pressure. I dealt with 220 psi in my situation. *GRAPHIC WARNING* my bones were visible from several of my wounds and if this dog had gotten a couple of more bites he could have broken my leg in multiple places with his jaw alone. If the dog bites his feet including his Achilles heel, he loses. Once you’re on the ground, fight or flight takes over. He may try to fight back and throw the dog off or try to hurt it with his bear hands, but his body will also be instinctively forcing him to use energy in other ways to also get away at the same time. As a result he may lack the necessary energy to even cause real harm to it since he is expending so much flailing at the same time. You could argue he would simply not flail about, but when you’re in the heat of the moment that ain’t happening. Maybe he tries to punch it and or do something to it’s face. If he fortunate like me, he won’t lose a finger in the process. But hes more likely to be unfortunate and that dog is mutilating his hand. The only win condition here is if Aidan has a shelter close enough to him that he can get to and lock the door on the dog, that is of course assuming that unlike me he would be able to actually outrun the Pit bull. Maybe if the Pit bull is also not as committed to the kill, a luckily timed kick in the head could dissuade the dog. But that’s only if he’s fortunate enough. In conclusion Pit Bull 1: Aidan 0.

Kyle Elmore

Yo I made a Minecraft parody and got a MC Diamond tat on my neck for the pr run in high school. I drive a forklift now, I peaked. Proof is in the pudding even dropped a lyric talking about it. https://youtu.be/WfVMhH0vqXY

Nick Harold

My dog was attacked by a pitbull and my dad was punching it as hard as he could in the head and it still didn’t let go. But Aimen is different he probably would have kicked it

Anonymous

"Yeah, you're not going to heaven" about the light fixture was an all timer.

Anonymous

Aiden punting a fucking chihuahua has be seen. Let's see those soccer skills in action

Joep Saris

Farting outside the bakery because you respect the blacksmiths is the funniest shit I have heard in a long time

Andrew Guy

I listen to podcasts while I work, and I listened to this premium episode back to back with Safety 3rd podcast ft. Charlie. The almost exact same conversation about 1v1 ing a dog came up in both podcasts lol

Talia Todd

I am literally a protection dog trainer for A1K9 (in Wales) and not a single one of you is beating a dog in a fight. Come down here and get a bite suit on and we’ll see lol

Talia Todd
>>108095042

Pod at a dog training centre and everyone has to get bitten by my buddy Quinn (in a bite suit) 😂

Anonymous

I think about kicking a dog attacking me all the time Aiden is based we can go down together

Colton Z

The beginning of this episode made me think I was having a stroke

Garrett

nick's "step one is saying 'wassup?'" broke me for 2 minutes straight

Anonymous

When my best friend lived with her grandpa, they had a dog that would attack and one time i ran to it and tried to be as intimidating as possible and after that the dog never fucked with me again.

zach pyatt

Sometimes i feel bad for aimen but then sometimes im like hes hot so its only fair

Why why

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Falseprophet _

Can confirm the Mexicans also like Slime

Ami C

This episode convinced me to stop subscribing

Anonymous

I wish I could lick slimes bald head

Anonymous

I’d like to apply for aidens position as drug guy

Mary Russell

My Dane would fuck Aiden up lmaooo

fraud.records

12 /12 fasting as a minimum is psyco, slime needs to be eating bears and lift weight to be snatch queen

Rin

there are German shepherds trained to rip out the throat of terrorist.... I dont think amen can take a dog

Skiddly Winks

Slime I watch both Jerma and Squeex; I'm fueled by funny noises and musical bits

Brandon

This is so fucking badass

Drew Curry

Very late but if u just let the dog bite one of ur forearms as bait u can use ur other arm to snap its neck by pulling ur bait arm up when u come down hard on the neck. One of my friends cop dads taught us that cuz we had this exact argument on day

Drew Curry
>>132225234

Brutal and you’d have to be mentally ready to snap a dogs neck with ur bare hands but in a life or death scenario if you know the tech you win everytime

DennisDoesntExist

singing along with the boys to Owl City is such a vibe

Remi White

not sure if anyone's said this because patreon comment system is dumb but tnt (the minecraft parody of taio cruz's dynamite) has more views on youtube