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Ep. 94 Premium - aiden could beat up your dog [AUDIO] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-03 18:15:01
Imported:
2023-05

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Jason

“If you come near our fucking bakery again I’ll cut your FUCKING head off” - absolutely S tier slime quote

Fabian Serrano

Yeah aimen. They are 4 months old. It's not an accomplishment smh

Alex Chavez

y’all just flew by nick saying I dedicate my life to making bread smh

Anonymous

I was attacked by a German shepherd a year ago and I don’t think Aiden has a chance against them.

Anonymous

aimen could not take my previous dog, he was a 200 pound 7 foot tall wolfhound named gunther

Atomitch

Slime is right about the American Boy song, I literally didn't know the original existed until I heard it playing on the radio and thought they were playing the minecraft song

Tommy moran

Happy birthday slime good episodes this week 👍🏻

Anonymous

The way I’ve already heard the “I could take down a dog with one kick” argument from Schaltt multiple times

Anonymous

Can we crowd fund aiden fighting a full grown Cane corso, or a Turkish Kengal bear fighting dog

Blake_Sterl

The "dynamite" minecraft parody "TNT" by captain sparkelz i beleive had alot more listens than the original. It caused tayo cruz or whoever sung the og to try sue for copyright.

Ziibbii
>>107768756

I don't enjoy talking ill of the dead - rip your homie - but Aiden would sleep Gunther

Anonymous

Nick! I am actually a full-time glassblower and run my own studio. I can make your lighting project!

Will

Nah, the rest of them are being fucking idiots. A human man can easily take on a dog/mountain lion etc. You won’t get out looking pretty but you will win.

Brayden

I don’t think you guys have seen a farmer recently. My family farms and they just sit in a tractor all day

Brayden
>>107785226

Actually I’m just remembering my grandpa and uncle have been attacked by bulls and lost fingers and they’re still chugging

Anonymous

I mean you just have to let the dog fuck your arm up and while he's busy you wrap around him and choke him, but you have one less functional limb forever

ExThird

as someone who has owned a newfoundland, aimen stands 0 chance

Dylan Newton

We need Northernlion on the yard

Anonymous

okay aiden solos german shepherd. ever played mw3 survival he snaps that neck and moves on to the next.

Alex Jacques

This is the most insane take Aiden has ever defended.

Kim

As a woman from Kansas, I'd sleep Aiden.

Anonymous

I train police and protection dogs, let’s get Aiden in a bite suit and try this out.

nolain

For what it's worth I had never heard the original "American Boy" until a good long while after I heard the parody. I didn't even know it was Kanye I just thought it was a Fortnite original

Philip Mitchell

“Northern lion is mother for guys who play rogue likes” I’ve never been more called out more accurately in my life

Anonymous

the bajancanadian hunger games song is definitely bigger than the song its parodying

Theo T

Glad to see slime embracing being based (autistic)

Anonymous

my girlfriend is a glassblower. She took 4 years of college for it

Wyatt Greene

Slimes take about American boy is 100% correct if you're talking about people 20 and younger, I'm 20 and have multiple friends around my age who've said they had no idea it was a parody or that they found the original through chug jug with you

Casey Reed

Slime is right I also don't like singing

Anonymous

Slime not knowing who Christopher Dorner was is genuinely surprising to me. I was waiting for him to bring him up for some reason. Idk why I just assumed he’s familiar with him lol

Anonymous

My question is does Slime hate when they sing aiden is cringe?

Casey Reed

Where do you buy a mogul moves fanny pack?

Anonymous

Captain Sparkelz pardody of DJs Got us Fallin in Love Tonight is bigger

Pint

if people can wrestle crocodiles why cant aiden beat a dog?

Travis Crabb

I work with dogs, I have met 200 pound mastiffs and 150 pound shepards, aiden would be gone in seconds

Anonymous

My Malinois sleeps aiden in seconds. He’s so wrong about this one.

Anonymous

Most people are NOT normal, I wish most people were

Nick Stewart

Slime saying live human dog got me good

onyi

I feel like if Aiden vs'd a dog in chess boxing, he would lose the chess as well as the boxing

Hayden

Dude I love the song bits