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Anonymous

I would wish all printers would just work and not break down every time you look away

Anonymous

I would wish that whenever i drive somewhere theres always an empty parking spot waiting for me

ExThird

at 9 minutes the fish ludwig is talking about… I know he has a different reference but it’s literally just Guppy from the bobiverse series Guppy (i’m listening to the book I don’t remember the spelling but it’s an acronym) in the bobiverse series is basically everyone’s personal assistant, he looks and sounds like admiral ackbar, he’s not a true AI but he’s basically a calculator for everything, languages, physics, math, knowledge, but he doesn’t actually have a soul. soul is a debated subject in the series anyway I’m high listen to the bobiverse series by Dennis E Taylor on audible is the best story I’ve ever experienced

Anonymous

I swear the outdoor youtuber Slime mentions is Xander Budnick, banger videos

Gianni Fazio

Hey ludwig, as someone who did heroin 1 time. You would be fine. Overrated. Like yea u feel fucking amazin but you dont wake up not feeling like damn, i just did heroin, thats kinda fucked up, best not do that again. Also no side effects the first time.

newblaze

I'm pretty sure that anything smaller than a Planck length is just a quantum particle, so eventually aimen would be shitting quantumly superposed shits and the way that scientists figure out about it is that one of aimen's shits goes to the future tony stark style and warns the scientists of the future to come back in time and take out aimen's dangerous shits. Or they come back in time like that one Amazon Chris Pratt movie to save the world since eventually his shits would reach the schwarzschild radius and cause a black hole to form which swallows the earth.

Anonymous

Safe dragging is from fast five not 6

Michael Fenton

Me and my brother have an agreement that of we live to 65 we will try heroin because at that point theres not much else to live for

Michael Fenton

My 1st wish is to never die because fuck that I have an irrational fear of it. Second is the people I care about to live as long as me because my heads fucked and I couldnt watch them die and I'm not sure I could make new friends over and over. Third wish surprisingly isnt for money. I would wish for magic to be real and to have the ability to wield it Harry potter style

Anonymous

this is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard

Anonymous

Maybe it's just me but a fear of death seems pretty natural

onyi

This is the funniest episode. If I could show anyone the yard for the first time, this is what I show them