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Ganondorf -|- Legend of Zelda

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-|| A man as vain as Ganondorf was never going to adjust smoothly to life as a mortal man. With his ferocious power bound and thus less of an indomitable threat to the lands, Link was certain he could find a way to convince the Gerudo King into adopting a more eased back lifestyle. Perhaps less eternal darkness to snuff out all denizens of Hyrule, and more eternal delights and the partaking of them! Good food always brings out the best in people, Link thought, and this was but a matter of finding what could make this hulking brute a little more docile!
There was no town that didn't have its signature dish, and each one was worthy of experiencing. To Kakariko Village with its meaty pumpkin stews and rich pumpkin pies, then a quick venture up into Zora's domain where the seafood paella went unmatched! It was somewhere around Hateno, as he introduced the man to the silky milkiness of the Creamy Heart Soup, that the surly warrior began to loosen up and savor the experiences. The flavors of these unexplored cultures was strong enough to earn a risen brow in thoughtful approval, even going as far as to demand seconds! And while it was the crisp, buttery, flaky bread of a Lurelin Village fish pie that got him properly indulging and laughing boisterously over palmfruit cocktails as the sun melted over the oceanic horizon? It was the fatty, savory stews and grilled skewers of peppery meat from the Hebra Region that was REALLY bring the retiring tyrant to where Link needed him to be...

The Hylian's sharp eyes glanced over the Gerudo with a soft knowing smirk as they gradually fell into their roles out in their desert oasis. Link loved to cook, as well as to eat, but to cook, eat, and serve as one was a special manner of pleasure. It didn't take long to mold the once devious demon king like chu-jelly in his hands after he sorted his preferred tastes of poultry curry and fruit-loaded pies. There was always something so immensely gratifying about seeing those first telltale signs of one's indulging influence. Such a thing of beauty, it was, to watch those stony abs melt, and bloat, and pool away into a mound of malleable belly fat, growing thicker and heftier with every extra portion Ganon greedily gulped down. At first he'd hem and haw to some indignant degree once he realized the powerful plateaus that made up his proud pecs had begun to swell and fatten to damn-near bovine proportions. However, the dauntless hylian was quick to teach him the pros of such a burgeoning body, and all the wondrous things to explore, tease, and stimulate with such an added abundance of tender sensitive flesh. Adeptly his fingers would fine their way to the wide saucer-like pad of a puffy plump nipple and prod as its thick succulent bud into a needy heat, edging him word by word and appetizer by appetizer. When he spied the Gerudo's vicious teeth sawing deliciously into the plump flesh of his lower lip? He knew he was turning all the correct keys, and allotted himself the wicked privilege of sucking that swollen tit into his mouth, lips pulling on it tautly as he slapped a hand audaciously into the obese expanse of the Gerudo's gut. Bold, but he knew he had him like bread dough beneath his fingers, feeling the breathy, heady, pent-up has-been warrior writhe and buck his gut back into the brusque seizing hand that so assertively underscored what a proper hog he fed the demon king into. That seemed to be entirely fitting, given how the man had a habit of reincarnating into some manner of beastly boar— but a pig will do!
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OKIE DOKIE, THAT'S ALL THAT! I would write this way better but alas I am very tired and it is quite late for me, I should sleep. I just REALLY wanted to get this out for you folks today, hope you enjoy!