Possible Futurama project script (Patreon)

Don't read beyond this sentence if you don't want spoilers 

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Professor: Good news, everyone! Amy's fully recovered from that botched transfusion of irradiated Amazonian blood. She should be just fine. 

Leela: Didn't she end up growing 500 feet tall, Professor? 

Professor: Well, that would normally be a liability for our company. But the Wongs are rich. They can pay for any destruction caused by their colossal klutz of a daughter.

*some scenes of Amy destroying New New York with her klutzy cuteness 

 Zoidberg: Professor, why not make with the science and shrink Amy down, already?

Professor: As I've mentioned, that would take very tiny, very expensive atoms. I'm not made of atoms, you know! At least not very expensive ones. Besides, it's all your fault Amy's like this. 

Fry: Yeah!

Zoidberg: Whaaat? What did I do?

Fry: You're the one who used Amazonian blood in the transfusion.

Professor: And you're the one who irradiated the blood. 

Leela: And you're the reason Amy needed a transfusion in the first place. Remember that game of Rock Paper Scissors for the last slice of pizza? 

*Amy and Zoidberg play Rock Paper Scissors. Zoidberg throws scissors and cuts off her hand. 

Zoidberg: Hey, I won that game, fair and square. 

Professor: What I'm really worried about is what would happen if Amy were to relapse into her poor eating habits. 

*the professor shows images of Amy at different points in her life when she was overweight*

Professor: Why, if she were to suffer any stress at her current size, she could start binge eating. That would be an extinction level event for the planet. So, whatever you do, DON'T make her feel self-conscious about her height. 

*Amy peeks into the meeting room from outside*

Amy: Good morning Planet Express crew!

*everyone whistles innocently, except Zoidberg, who just makes a whooping sound*

Amy: Okay, I get that this is unusual. But we have to address the elephant in the room. 

*she says this as Bender is entering the room*

Bender: Whoa, elephant in the room? You wish, Ginormo. You're so big, you'd EAT the elephant in the room. 

Amy: Hey, at least I'm eating diet elephants!

*There's an African elephant and a smaller Indian elephant in the room. Amy grabs the Indian one and eats it*

Amy: Compared to most kaijus, I'm still rather petite. 

Leela: Amy, you're so tall, you have to duel with Godzilla over territory. 

Amy: Just that one time!

Zoidberg: Every time Amy cannonballs into the ocean, she generates deadly tsunamis.

Amy: Hey! That's mean!

Zoidberg: What, I was just reading the latest headlines off the news.

Amy: Stop it! Stop saying factual things about me in an insulting manner!

*her stomach growls*

Amy: Grrrr, I'm so hungry, I could eat a rain forest. Which way to the amazon?

*Fry points south, Amy stomps away*

Bender: Are we boned?

Professor: If Amy's anything like the giants in those fairy tales of old, she'll be grinding our bones to make her bread. 

Zoidberg: Ah ha! I have no bones! Advantage, Zoidberg!