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A light smoke is emitting from sunny Santa Monica, but is there cause for concern? Sony's crown jewel studio Naughty Dog has recently let some contractors go, and -- worse yet, if reporting is to be believed -- its long-awaited Factions spin-off has been shelved, with an exiting bigwig and an unknown future. When combined with SEGA's cancellation of Creative Assembly's Hyenas, which was apparently the publisher's most expensive project ever, we simply have to ask: Do games-as-a-service have the bright and airy future once widely-assumed? Or is there a significant deficit of collective attention, time, money, and inclination necessary to support the long-tail of all of these games? Maybe Jim Ryan made the wrong bet, after all. Plus: Spider-Man 2 is the perfect length, GT Sport is going offline, KOTOR's PS5 remake enters a new and even more mysterious phase, Bungie's virtue signaling backfires, and more. Then: Listener inquiries! Will Assassin's Creed: Mirage satiate the old-school AC fanbase? How do we feel about the proper pronunciation of Final Fantasy VII's Cait Sith? If your girlfriend is jealous of your in-game relationships, is that a red flag? Has Colin's psychosis grown to such a degree that it rarely surprises his co-hosts anymore?


Timestamps:

0:00:00 - Intro

0:35:05 - Will we play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora?

0:36:26 - The Lawn Mower Debacle

0:45:30 - No tea. Only hair

0:49:30 - Horoki Totoki Literature Club

0:50:21 - Hulk Schlong for grandpa and baby Colin

0:53:57 - A new PS5 bundle is out

0:59:00 - Spider-Man 2 can be platinumed in about 30 hours

1:12:36 - Horizon: Forbidden West Complete Edition comes to PS5 on two discs

1:16:03 - Gran Turismo Sport is going offline

1:17:46 - Clarity has been given on the Sony hack situation

1:20:59 - Cyberpunk 2077 has surpassed 25 million copies sold

1:25:36 - Star Wars KOTOR remake has disappeared

1:31:49 - RDR1 on PS5 runs at 60 FPS

1:39:17 - Sony Pictures Core comes to PlayStation and PS+

1:48:20 - Bungie is drawing criticism

2:09:26 - What have we been playing?

2:46:29 - Naughty Dog may be on fire

3:16:45 - Hyenas may be a canary in the coal mine

3:30:10 - Is boning Shadowheart as bad as cheating?

3:39:22 - Are we too hard on AI?

3:55:12 - What’s up with mini games in video games?

4:00:46 - If the games industry is doing so well, why are there so many layoffs?

4:10:45 - What do we think about Assassin’s Creed: Mirage?

4:19:54 - Gaelic representation

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Timothy Bryant

Another week. Another Sacred Symbols. My daughter was born two days ago and her first podcast will of course be sacred symbols

Michael

Episode is 4:20 minutes long. Don’t think we didn’t notice that Colin.

Mike Po

At the risk of being "that guy", cows and pigs definitely sense danger in the slaughterhouse prior to the bolt gun being administered. The undercover video footage of them freaking out and panicking exists: most people just don't care or want to seek it out. I know, I know, fuck them animals, they're tasty, vegans and vegetarians are preachy and annoying. Still, let's not delude ourselves that the animals are joyously oblivious on the slaughterhouse floor prior to the bolt gun being administered.

Pretendo

I was here in Hawaii when that missile alert when off, it woke me up actually. Scariest hour of my life because there was zero information about anything. I just laid in bed with my son sleeping next to me until we got word that it was an ACCIDENT. Lol, fun day.

Carlos

Lockmort is sitting on a gold mine with all the talk about chicken in this episode. Imagine cutting in the “keep fucking that chicken” writes-ins from episodes past as well. Pure cinema.

MetroidIsBetterIn2D

30 hours is more than enough for Spiderman 2. Games should be shorter in general. Metroid Dread is very short, but absolutely worth $60.

Anonymous

PLEASE COME TO SAN DIEGO!!

Issac Woosley

People forget that these big Gaas games started somewhere before they blew up

John

Lies of P is so FUCKING good. It is surely the most refined Soulslike I’ve ever played. It’s a great mix of Bloodborne and Sekiro combat. Beat it yesterday at 35 hours played. One of the best Souls style games I’ve ever played

Michael Mashpotato

I agree. I love souls games and they are my favorite type of game to play. This one has me going for the platinum.

Jordan Falduto

Back to back episodes where first Chris and now Colin have pulled a Porky Pig. They mispronounce a word twice and then say a synonym instead lmao https://youtu.be/F94jSVbnGZo?si=2dm6biTJJ9SHOrlg

Sam Myers

NYC show 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Brandon Soto

The 5 asterisks part had me dying.

Luke Silletta

I'm as big of an Assassins Creed fan as Colin is a Far Cry fan. I'm not buying the new one. I just hear to many things that make it mid. My plan is to wait till December then buy 1 month of Ubi plus and play Mirage, Avatar and Far Cry 6 in that month.

tejotl

'yo that's Terry!'

tejotl

there are no community comments anymore? where will people ask how to join discord!?

Big titty drinker

I really wish bungie would just shut the fuck up forever. They are beyond annoying I wish Sony never bought them such a waste of money.

start a infection

As a vegetarian, chicken is the only thing I felt took any effort to stop eating

Jordan Clarmont

When Chris started talking about colonization my brain took that as Chris making a new word in which to Colinize something was to impress your beliefs upon somebody. I thought this was very funny until I remembered that colonization is just a real word and I think I’m just autistic. Thanks for the show boys much love

AllTooEasy_

“Halls of commerce” bothers me for some reason

Anonymous

Would love to see you guys if you come to Nashville:)

Anonymous

Was the audio for this episode not edited? There were a lot of pauses during it.

David Seger

Philadelphia is fantastic. Poor Colin take.

TL

I avoided gaming news all weekend after this Factions leak. All I wanted was a simple follow up to the first Factions, ND failed fans of that mode at every turn. It wasn't even released as part of the remake with just a redo of the original one. If TLOU3 doesn't have something thrown in I'm not going to lie, I'll lose a lot of my respect for them. That's just me though, maybe I'll get over it.

Francis

The "dead baby burger" example is Colin when he used to order mole from Qdoba, isn't it?

The Lizard King

For the UK you should look into Manchester or Liverpool. Central in the UK, easy from Dublin etc and less than 2 hour train from London. Would work out much cheaper too.

Piyush Pant

We have ps plus deluxe here in India. It's just a slightly cheaper version of premium without the streaming, since game streaming's not available here

Angel DeJesus

Glad to see Colin's starting to see how Schreier can't wait to take shots at Playstation, even when it's thin shots

Brandon Van Cleave

Brett is 100% right. Colin is 100% wrong. Colin’s Luddite side really showing with his complete lack of understanding when it come to AI. And you should care about the cost of games because they are becoming untenable. Wake up

Josh Gamez

When the pandemic first hit the theatre in my town actually played a ton of classic movies. Getting to see movies from before I was born like Friday the 13th and Back to the Future in a theatre setting was so damn cool, even if I was only like one of six people in the theatre lol.

GameSimp

Take the third option, Bruno

Keith Golfer

Ahhh, that famous Brazil language "Brazilian".

A Hind D

Also Colin; watch the game play for Mirage. It’s not selling well because it looks like a heavy Igor type looking dude. No speed, no good story or acting, and it looks kinda janky. If this was tight and just well made; this was LAZY.

Benjamin Pope

Man I always forget how funny it is to listen at half speed. You guys sound constantly baked at half speed audio 🤣

Lawson72

The value of time debate, yeah millions of people out there with infinite time and no money. Even if they exist they are tied to XGP, PSExtra, and the tons of F2P games. $70 for 100hrs vs 10hrs is irrelevant to these people, because they are not buying the game (unless it is CoD, sports)

Cormac

Forget the UK, come to Ireland and have some pints of Guinness with us in a little pub in some random village. Let us show you fine folks how to live.

Kevin Cooper

Anyone else in Canada have movies disappearing from their Playstation Video app library since this Sony Core movie service launched on console? Two purchased flicks are missing from mine...

Anonymous

Blitzball in FFX is my favourite minigame

Anonymous

Imaging being jealous over a romantic relationship with a NPC.

Rich Price

Why is Chris talking like ‘latinos’ are not the descendants of people who imposed the Spanish language?

Robert F Friemering

The memory of PlayStation Qore flooded my mind when discussing the Sony Picture Core story. PlayStation Qore with a Q was on PS3 & you downloaded video content from PlayStation before streaming was prevalent. I think that was were Meredith Molinari got started hosting for Sony. Veronica Belmont did some too.

Brannon H

I appreciate Dustin's mini rant on Cards Against Humanity

Marco Maluf

Bungie is getting too political, started with the lgbtqhdtv4k+ bs and the pronouns and now this…. no wonder they are where they are right now, you keep feeding this monster, it has no end…. but most people do not care about this and are pissed with this impositions made by 1% of the population…. I hope Bungie reevaluate their positions.