Sacred Symbols+, Episode LXII: First Party Power Rankings (Patreon)

In recent weeks, there's been much chatter about Microsoft's squad of first party talent. After all, in the wake of Xbox's acquisition of all things Bethesda, the Guys in Green now have a staggering 23 studios under their umbrella, more than twice Sony's stable in volume. With all the discussion surrounding Microsoft Studios, we figured we'd look inward at Sony's 11 primary first party teams, see how they're doing, and put them in some sort of crude mathematical order, so that we might figure out who's the cream of the crop. The answers may surprise you... as well as the placement of some of our beloved internal teams. Let's rank!