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When money flows from companies that call communist dictatorships home, those funds typically come with strings attached. Activision-Blizzard learned this the hard way just months ago, but it hasn't stopped western teams from accepting this cash with reckless abandon. The next business about to get gobbled up by Chinese conglomerate Tencent is the Norwegian MMO dev-slash-pub Funcom, and Tencent is even willing to pay a staggering 30% over market value for the honor. The big question is: Why? When bizarre corporate cultures and diverging governments collide, it can make for some choppy waters. So let's chat about this recent acquisition-to-be, and what it might mean. Also: Housemarque makes another sharp left turn, the Uncharted movie no one wants gets delayed again, Daybreak is splitting into three separate teams, and much more. Plus: Could Xbox ever win Colin over? Should Sony purchase Kojima Productions? Is our new cross-gen reality about to create some unexpected problems? Can you capture a person in a Pokéball?

Timestamps:

0:00:17 - Intro.
0:03:24 - Sacred Symbols+ talk.
0:06:05 - Silent Hill/KOTOR rumors abound.
0:09:37 - A "correction" on the Ready At Dawn rumor from last week.
0:10:31 - Recalling an old PS5-related bet.
0:12:22 - A story about a man named Carl.
0:12:55 - Is it acceptable for men to pee sitting down?
0:13:58 - Can a human be sucked into a Pokéball?
0:17:44 - One listener destroys Chris' scooter/bicycle argument.
0:19:39 - Have we ever been asked to spare a square?
0:22:37 - Denny’s or Norm’s?
0:24:45 - Poopy Pants Saga, Part V.
0:26:46 - What have we been playing?
0:28:38 - Tencent is preparing to purchase Funcom.
0:31:50 - Housemarque shelves Stormdivers; is working on something else.
0:37:27 - Will Sony show indies more love on PlayStation 5?
0:42:00 - The Uncharted movie has been delayed again.
0:47:06 - Patapon 2's PS4 port is imminent.
0:51:10 - Daybreak is splitting into three separate parts.
0:56:20 - Nioh 2's DLC plans have been revealed.
1:00:35 - Quick update on Twin Breaker: A Sacred Symbols Adventure.
1:01:19 - More fantastic Kingdom Hearts games are on the way. :(
1:02:53 - Stardew Valley has sold more than 10 million copies.
1:06:41 - Minor game announcements and release date information.
1:08:14 - This week's new releases for PS4, PS Vita, and PSVR.
1:22:20 - Why does Sony (et al) hate Sacred Symbols?
1:28:07 - Will PS4/PS5 cross-gen games present unexpected problems?
1:37:12 - Should Sony acquire Kojima Productions?
1:46:19 - What happened to the second Dark Pictures Anthology game?
1:49:37 - Is character design a lost art?
1:58:49 - What could Xbox do to win over Colin?

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Petre Cismigiu

You should get an award for those titles dude, way underrated

Trent Miller

Yes! The Poopy Pants Saga continues!

Luis Sanchez

Adam O has been cancelled! RIP my guy lol.

Watch Ergo Proxy

Poor Adam O, may he learn the English language someday.

Anonymous

F for Adam O, bois.

Anonymous

OMG finally is Tuesday.

Michal Dudic

pokeymans should unionize

Anonymous

sometimes if you're about to shit your pants you dont have time to do an ocular assessment of the TP situation and then once its already blasting out you realize there is none on the dispenser. So you gotta hope for a spare square next stall over or you gotta wipe with an article of clothing you dont mind losing.

Thomas Connolly

Colin my guy, you are fucking killing it with these episode titles. Literally the only podcast that makes me laugh at reading the title

KingKeiffer

I am hereby offering my grammar skills to proofread anything that Adam O writes in. Let’s make sure his comments make it on the SS podcast! #AdamO2020

Watch Ergo Proxy

If Twin Breakers does well you should see about doing a physical Limited Run. I'd buy the game a second time just to have a physical copy forever.

Anonymous

I didn’t know my grammar was that bad. It’s not a joke I’m doing but I really didn’t know it was that bad. I like to be noticed but not like that lol. I’ll try to work on my writing when coming up with questions from now on. Thank you for pointing it out to me. I will work on it.

Anonymous

It is embarrassing to me a person who is a native English speaker to be this bad at grammar actually :(. I really didn’t know it was that bad.

Sam Dunham

In regard to the "We don't need this" comments about the Uncharted movie, it's not about whether you (or I) "need" an Uncharted movie. It's about whether Sony thinks it will make them money. And why is there this kind of reaction when a movie based on a game property is announced, but not when a movie based on a book is announced? Seems odd.

Anonymous

"In Pokemon every kid is Michael Vick!" Funniest shit I've heard in years.

MayorGarbageMan

If cyberpunk was delayed because they can’t get it to run on (og) Xbox one, how will they develop Xbox series x games for it. I feel like they’re going to screw them selves over by being too generous.

Anonymous

Another great episode to make my Tuesday at work go by faster. Much love to my C-Men as always.

Captain Canada

Have neither Colin nor Chris ever ridden a bike? The pedals do not spin on their own based on the wheel speed. You can just go downhill with the pedals in a fixed position, with your feet resting on them haha

Andres

Okay you both have officially never bombed a hill on a scooter and Chris has apparently never been on a bike. UNLESS your bike is fixed-gear which is a niche subculture, the pedals do NOT spin on their own. Bombing a steep hill on a scooter is SO tough because the wheels are so small that any bump or error in holding the handle bars will result in you eating brutal shit.

LastStandMedia

Yeah, it happens. I'm honestly all about the shower after a catastrophic poop, regardless of toilet paper situation.

Anonymous

A really interesting topic, as a shareholder myself. Reports of upwards of 90 % of shareholders already sold their stocks. There has been NO articles in the norwegian media about the company becoming chinese. Its time people wake the f up! Another interesting note is the stock have been a favorite for small time traders. So the news itself is really big and effects a lot of shareholders. None of the discussions have been about China/Censorship/Surveillance suddenly owning Norway's largest game company of all time.

James Ketchum

Reconsidering whether or not it's ok to sit to pee as a man. The one instance where it makes sense is in the middle of the night. I don't want to have to turn the lights, so I sit and pee in the dark so it doesn't mess up my chi or circadian rhythm or whatever helps me go back to sleep immediately.

LastStandMedia

At a 30% premium, why wouldn't you? No one will write about this because too few people care, though an inordinate amount of people cared about Activision-Blizzard, which is interesting.

Anonymous

Why does Chris assume pedals on a bike move if you're not pedaling?

Pretendo

I see more Norms than Denny’s on a daily basis. Denny’s is better.

Brian Berghuis

This is what I look forward to after a long day at work while I play my games. Thanks C&C.

hugplx

Couldn't agree more regarding IP films. Having said that, a The Order tv show or anime would be pretty incredible. Gives credence to the theory of needing an interesting world. Btw, what are your thoughts on prequels? I can't stand them, which is why Nioh2 is ruined for me (apparently it's a prequel). If you're anything like me, don't feel pressured to play Nioh1 first. :)

Owen

I pee sitting down often.

Anonymous

That is really rough to read!

Anonymous

I doubt they have the money for it , but what if Devolver got Housemarque?

Zack E

Has Sony ever released data on the specific numbers of PS4 Pros, PS4 Slims, base PS4s sold? I wonder if PS4 Pro even makes up 25-30% of the 100 Million PS4 units out there.

Nate McKinney

Oh the fart DEFINITELY came through on Plus.

kevin berger

For the love of god please watch the trailer for Pro Deer Hunting. It is so fucking bad that it is amazing. The inclusion of an Evanescence song is hilarious.

Marc Cairney

*raises hand* I always sit to pee in the night or early morning. Otherwise that's going everywhere. Also my eyes often remain closed until after the shower. I navigate around with my knowledge of the room.

Josh Lucas

Dude, The Last Kingdom is great haha looking forward to season 4

JD

Wait, Evanescence? Now you've got my attention

Jason Stafford

I almost always sit to urinate in the middle of the night. Usually, if I have to get up to pee I have a raging boner which often results in a less than ideal angle or multiple streams. Sitting allows me to put that sucker in there (if I sit farther back) and ensure that all the urine makes it in the toilet and not some on the shower curtain, some on the floor, some in the toilet. I'm usually trying to preserve my sleepiness and cleaning up piss would really mess that up. Fun side note, my wife uses a funnel to pee when we go hiking or kayaking so she can pee standing up and not have to take her pants down or squat in front of others. :)

SteelChevron

10:11 https://youtu.be/UaNWFHLy2NI?t=7

LastStandMedia

Well, let's put it this way: If they're just gonna abandon something anyway, they might as well explore it elsewhere. It's fairly obvious that Uncharted will continue at Sony's new San Diego-based team, and so there's no real reason to revisit it. PlayStation Productions should do cool shit with dormant or dead IP. Syphon Filter, for instance.

LastStandMedia

It could happen, but I don't think that's the partner either. I really feel like it's THQ Nordic.

Sean Mason

"Let's Talk About Our Friends" Hey C + D: An essential part of my childhood was sleepovers with friends. We would rotate who hosted each weekend, but there was this one friend, Patrick, who, when he hosted, I secretly tried to avoid it. It was nothing against Patrick, but his parents had very peculiar rules. For example, we were not allowed to drink apple juice for breakfast. His mom would tell us, "Apple Juice is not a breakfast drink." Do you have any memories of trying to avoid going to a friend's house because of the rules their parents had?

Anonymous

Colin! Have you ever tried contacting Shuhei and maybe try to have him on for a plus episode? Worth a shot.

Benito

Ya know Collin more than anyone I'm scrupulous about Nintendo these days. For God's sake they don't even offer cloud saves for some of their first party titles... it's insane...and yet despite that I feel the switch will continue to sell. Nintendo has something over the competition here and it isn't just games and features. I feel Nintendo will persevere and sell many consoles these next few years. Let's see what this year has in store for Nintendo and the many brands that infest our lives

LastStandMedia

I've talked to him a bit behind-the-scenes, but he's not gonna be able to do the show with Sony PR's permission, and that's not gonna happen.

Anonymous

1. I'm a Kingdom Hearts fan...and I hated basically everything about 3, save the combat (because playing it is actually fun af), and the last 4 or 5 hours of the story. That said, we'll see about the new announcements. At this moment I don't have a lot of faith. Disney is way too involved in KH as it is right now. And it's new-age Disney, no less. It's just too sanitized, and they're afraid to take risks with this game like they used to. They gave Square Enix the reigns back in the day, and with KH3 they were like "okay now just throw Sora into the movies, make the movies playable. Your original story? Throw it in haphazardly." And that's how I imagine that meeting went. Also, a small correction I like to remind people of; KH3 wasnt announced until 2013. KH2 came out in 2005, so yes, there were 13 years or so between the two, but we weren't waiting on 3 for 13 years. 2. I have a base xbox one and I can't wait for the new consoles. Playing new games for the last 2 years has been almost an inconvenience. You guys talk about Control being "the tip of the spear" with these issues, and I disagree. It came well before that. I have a PS4 Slim and God of War 2018 made my machine sound like it was going to launch to the moon. Sekiro's load times on my xbox were insane (still goty tho and happy about it). Borderlands 3s menus are unbearable. Controls load times and random stuttering (I loved the game despite all of this though.) I could go on. But yeah. Like ya'll said, if you're playing on old tech like I am and are mad about these slow-downs idk what to tell you. We need new tech and I cant wait for it! PS: I'm not a pithy person when it comes to this stuff, so I dont ever expect to have my stuff read on the show lol. I have a lot to say and used to run a gaming blog but hated doing that. I should probably have a podcast to be honest.

LastStandMedia

I mean, you were waiting on III for 13 years, because it took that long for it to come out. By that logic, we didn't wait on Final Fantasy XV for a decade. But we actually did!

Anonymous

You know what I mean though! If people were like, thinking about it every single day for 13 years, that's kind of on that person, you know? If it wasn't actually announced at the time you just sort of live your life and play other stuff till then etc. I've been following since KH1 day one and I definitely don't feel like I waited 13 years. But I'm definitely not happy with the game regardless lol

Anonymous

Really enjoyed the talk about character design. That and level/world design is my favorite part of gaming. Whoever and that question to lead to the discussion, kudos.

Brian Lau

Hey Colin, Are you worried that Adam O will open a spite store next to you the same way Larry David is exacting his revenge on Mocha Joe? I enjoy the love and attention we are giving Adam O!

Anonymous

Jaajjajajajajjajajajjajaj…. Great Name!!!!

Jake Shapiro

Surprised to hear the shit talk on base PS4 owners. I rarely buy games at full price, but keep up with games media to make informed purchasing decisions. Therefore I haven't played the most recent ps4 games, so things may have changed in the last year, but... I have the base ps4 and I haven't encountered a game which makes me wish I'd sprung for a PS4 pro. If CD project just came out and said Cyberpunk is going to be a ps5 game because it simply can't run on ps4, I wouldn't care. However, since they've said it's a PS4 game, itd be ridiculous if I didn't run on base PS4. Contrary to Chris's opinion that I shouldn't expect PS4 games to run well on ps4... Idk if Sony has released PS4 pro specific numbers, but I would guess at least 70% of ps4s in the wild are base models. Therefore people like me are in the majority of gamers and it is the right decision for CD to take a long delay

LastStandMedia

I would guess the number is far higher than 70%! I doubt there was 30+ million PS4 Pros. But I could be wrong.

The Kaptain

What a back slapping episode... Aren't we all so great

Ed White

Thinking out loud, but is there a plus side to Chinese government-backed corporations investing in western and Japanese media? Just as it might make Western media more "Chinese" to appease its new shareholders and intended audiences, it could have the simultaneous effect of making the mainland Chinese more Western.

LastStandMedia

There is virtually nothing positive about Chinese corporations investing in western companies, from my perspective. Their money comes with too much baggage and too many risks. They exist in a pseudo-capitalistic, totalitarian system, and that comes at a cost.

Kevin Cooper

This episode title is straight fire. That is all.

NeO JD

No such thing as too old for Pokémon, Colin. Hurts my heart a little. Glad Tyler brought up the bike argument also 😄 I always check for toilet paper before I go. Would love to see Microsoft buy Housemarque and put them on Game Pass. Or maybe see them on Switch. My coworker is a photographer and he does wear a scarf. No v necks though. 😄

LastStandMedia

Sony owns all of Housemarque's games except for Nex Machina, so it wouldn't be a very wise investment, methinks...

Sergio Vargas

Kinda late to the party, but Adam O being cancelled is absolutely hilarious! I've never laughed harder.